PORK CLAN OWNS

Time is still flying

2011-04-09T23:04:00.001-07:00

Hi guys. A good 4 half years have already passed. Now all of us are like in different jcs and polys. but we will still be in contact yeah? time really flies and it flew extremely fast.

just to keep this blog alive since joel posted something this year k.

PORK CLAN.!

-winz

2011-03-28T03:01:00.000-07:00

HAPPY DEEPAVALI :D (dk how spell)
MERRY CHRISTMAS :)
HAPPY NEW YEAR :O
HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR (:
ALL BELATED :D

this blog is .. dead? like the rest of the blogs
i have access to :/
hmmmmm, hey Pmembers, let's have an outing
again soon okay? :)
hmmmm, let's see what we can do..
pool again?
bowl? (never before ._.)
movie? (standard)
BBall? (i'm getting noober at this)
erm, rape jian huei?
idk what else? have lunch and dinner together?

haha, ok thats all :)

-JO-L

Chinese O'levels

2010-05-29T08:00:00.000-07:00

Yo bitches, it's kel here :D i wanna wish all the best to all porks and their friends :) Jiayous for your chinese O'levels~ I realised that all porks have this in them. We fall and we will stand back on your feet once again till we conquered all the challenges and still remain standing :)Let's all do our best for this O'levels just with one shot. A1 all the way! :D

Kelvin~

2009-12-31T23:34:00.000-08:00

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL!
ITS A BRAND NEW YEAR, FORGET THE PAST AND STAY IN THE PRESENT AND AWAIT FOR THE FUTURE~
HAPPY 2010!

YOYOYO

2009-12-24T01:09:00.000-08:00

HELLO LOSERS OF THE WORLD.
WE're back! HaHaHaHa.
Have you been wondering where "WE" went?
----*WE* means pork clan YOU DUMB SHIT---
If you don't know, I shall tell you now.

JiaSheng(our sucky EX-chairman) - This dumb guy was assigned to take care of a Zoo which had Llamas, cows and pigs. He plays with them basketball and thus, continued to neglect this place as he always did.

Joel(the MASCOT - SHIT) - This loser here apparently was found addicted to audition. But luckily he still bothered to post on this blog. My 'sources' told me that this guy had five things to do everyday. EAT, SLEEP, PLAY AUDI, GO OUT WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND and EAT.

JianHuei (THE WORST WELFARE IN THE WORLD) - This GayShit was spotted in Beijing101 doing hairtreatment. When reporters asked him why he had hairloss he replied, "I'm having strees over the subject history I have taken as I think I cannot cope with it. Also, my sister is primary one next year and boy, she is 'maturing". He hardly plays basketball now because he thinks he is too pro for the game.

JunAn (The PUSSY of China) - Alot of things have happened to this son of a bitch. His laptop spoilt while he watched Indian porn and went to fix it. But his charger spoilt right after his laptop came back because it was corrupted with porn too. Since laptop-less now, he now frequently uses his mom's, dad's and sis's comp to continue watching porn and play games that are for adults.

KElvin (The Horny Pussy-Chan) _ This horny-to-the-max guy here has formed a basketball team called the "Scary Dicks". It comprises of only 5people whose names are not to be disclosed. His new nickname is called "Pussy" and we were told to call him "Pussy_Sama" or "Pussy-Chan" which makes us look very stupid. He went to Taiwan recently and had a lot of "Fun" there.

YongJie (SPACE) - This retard here has joined the COCBSC also known as 'Creating Of Cool Basketball Stunts Club". This club encourages people to create new stunts in the game of basketball. This guy here, created the HitBallOnBoard-Spin-Shoot technique. But unfortunately, he hit his head on the first try. He is also playing a game called runescape and have become a member which he paid $13104141515 for it.

Winston (THE PRO) - This Cool guy here has started playing the game, maplestory, again. According to my sources, this cool guy has been slacking for the whole holiday and is now TRYING to do his homework. But anyway, this guy is so cool that even if he does not do his homework, the teachers will still forgive him for his coolness.

YuanTong (the KohPussy?) - This Dumb guy here has been laying quiet for these few centuries. So I do not know much about what he did for these few centuries. All I know is that he watches porn in the day, and goes geylang in the night. He'd probably had 13103 breakups with girls by now.

SO THIS IS WHY WE HAVE NOT BEEN ACTIVE FOR SO LONG.

I WOULD LIKE TO THANK ME,MYSELF AND I FOR POSTING A PROPER POST AT LAST AFTER 1YEAR. AND I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO THANK ME, MYSELF AND I FOR COMPILING UP ALL THE INFORMATION. I ALSO WANT TO THANK EVERYONE FROM PORKCLAN FOR A WONDERFUL 3YEARS TOGETHER.

Since, it "O' levels are coming, i doubt anyone would post such a cool post anymore.
Good Luck to All for the upcoming year and i hope it will be a fun and fruitful one.

2009-12-22T20:14:00.000-08:00

WOOT 125 post n i shall be the 1 to post..beat u to it LOSERS..
Anyway im using a netbook so there will be many typos seeing as the damn keys are so
dem small..Only you wont be able to see them cause i would have backspaced when
ever make a mistake and retype the word like Most people do..so yea..

The only reason im posting is to prevent this blog from dying which is actually Dumb..
This blog is alr DEAD. But Enough of Unhappy events...SCHOOL'S REOPEN Damn..tts an unhappy event too. Nvm Enjoy chirstmas or watever school holidays there are left..
Cause when school starts the world ends. As what kel had mention in the previous post..
4 years really seem to juz FLY pass. YEsterday we were in sec 1.. with Mdm lin ( no mockery intended ) and tomoro...'o' lvls.. DAMN. Anyway Good luck every1 love u all *MUACKS*
~

Ja~

Kelvin Back from taiwan

2009-12-21T08:50:00.000-08:00

Haha, hi everyone! kelvin here. just came back from taiwan. maybe i will post all the pics and my stories in taiwan on my blog tomorrow. Cya all probably next year when school reopens barhs~ jiayous for our O's. So fast 4 years le... jiayous eh (^-^)v ~ bye bye! :D

2009-12-21T06:09:00.000-08:00

Fine lah. This is sad man.
A few months since the last post
and worse was that the post
is by me.
Mum, nobody cares bout this blog
anymore. Will try to revive it.
Maybe school reopen I go
force clan members post.
Kays lah. Buaiis.
-Joel

2009-09-15T07:16:00.000-07:00

A post a dae kips the dying away ;D
haha suddenly thk of this
idk y x.x
juz trying to revive a dying blog here
but this problably wont work
we nid a topic to get started on toking on here
maybe i'll go speak to jh ask him post
speaking of jian huei tt dumbo
idk whether he lyk me or wad sia
kip habbing dreams related to me derh x.x
dream no. 1:
i and jamos were cycling around on the road
and doing tricks on the fences or wadeva u col it
and jian huei who always thks he is the guai kia
tries to ask us to stop
which of course even in real life i wud not lo.
end of story
dream no. 2:
half the pork clan
who if i rmb is joel(me;D),yt,kel,space and him
going on some retard trip to batam
then thks to his great imagination
my father downgrades to driving a van
then he said my father offered to drive us there
idk go there for wad
then for some other retard reason he cancelled
it
which is cos he forgot book hotel
and buy tickets
idk the tickets were for wad since we were driving
end of story 2
weird dream sia
batam.________.
i wud prefer sth more lyk japan or sth lo.
but tt wud nid a flying car
wonder if the weasleys cud loan us.____.
ok lah ok lah
post ended manzxzxzxz ~
-JOEL

2009-09-01T06:40:00.000-07:00

Posting now for the sake of posting
pork clan is getting seperated
not that i wanna finger anyone
but nobody rily rmbs this blog anymore
oni a few frequent taggers
that come here to crap
or tok wadeva they do tag
anw, im juz trying to help
kip this blog alive here
those hu can post do try to do so too
yea thats all i gotta sae
-Joel

Common test~

2009-08-17T08:30:00.000-07:00

Hehe! :D Kel posting for the first time ever since the blog is created in 2008. anw, tml is just term 3 common test le worhs!... time passes... anw, Jiayous and goodlucks for all readers of this blog and to all porkers! ;) Jiayous and get A1s to beat Smart Clan barhs! ;) Cya~

~ Kelvin

2009-07-24T04:10:00.001-07:00

Blog Died.

2009-06-10T08:01:00.001-07:00

YO DUBS~
long time neh post for this blog liao....
new skin is....attractive??
wadeva....
blog 1yr old liao is lyk....i didnt noe sia
n wins nobody's crying...especially not cos of
the last part of ur b'dae song
this blog has got nth to do wib that char bo ok??
wadeva i'll juz end this
LALALALALALALALALALALALA
LALALALALALALALALALALALA

BY: JOEL(U SHUD NOE ANW)

PORK BLOG 1YEAR OLD

2009-06-08T21:12:00.000-07:00

Hi kids. It has been a long time since anyone posted a proper post. So, as a fellow porker, I shall post.

Since the day we formed this clan, we did a lot of wonderful and fun things together. As such, an example is creating a pork blog. It was in May2008 that this blog was created by Jun An who put in alot of sincere effort in doing this shit. Now, its already June2009. So, to not beat around the bushy bush, THE PORK BLOG IS 1YEAR OLD. YEAH MAN. I think alot of us did not realises that but its true, it has been a year of never ending blog posts on this blog. I have read the archives a few minuted ago, and i really felt like crying (REAL). The post everyone has posted acted as a piece of the puzzle, to form the PORKCLAN. Every single one of those post, encompasses a memory. Each of the memories are the bonds that we have formed untill day. Those bonds are getting stronger, tighter and hornier... (Crying now?)

*happy birthday* to you?
*happy birthday* to you?
*happy birthday*to porkclan?
*happy birthday* to YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO SALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY

kk done.

Posted by: Winston

Pork Clan Tee

2009-05-29T03:31:00.000-07:00

HI, im planning to choose the dark blue onez. It is ok with everyone?

Ever since I mentioned by making a Clan Tee, I have been slacking alot. LOL. But i managed to get an idiot to draw it out and it kinda looks nice. But I'm sure most of us have already viewed it. I THINK i have the final design but I don't have a damn scanner so i cant post it here. HAHA. But I will try to post it up soon to COMFIRM the final design and all of you are happy with it.

NOTE: Since its swine(pork) flu period, won't it be sadistic to walk around the world with a pig on your back?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbt_PuVAVTU

Anyway, I will be sending it to be MADE if everyone is willing to PAY ME THE MONEY. I think the price is around 15-20 BUT I hope to lower down the price cuz the guy thats making it is my friend's cousin. I hope it will be AFFORDABLE. As I want ALL to buy it. If one of you DOES NOT buy, why bother to make on in the first place?

U Should noe me cuz i SUCK.

SALLYSALLYSALLYSALLYSALLYSALLYSALLYSALLY
SALLYSALLYSALLYSALLYSALLYSALLYSALLYSALLY
SALLYSALLYSALLYSALLYSALLYSALLYSALLYSALLY

.______________.

2009-05-22T01:54:00.000-07:00

WOOHOO TODAE WHOLE SCH GOT BAK THEIR BLOODY
RESULTS...
AND AS A RESULT OF THE RESULTS...
THERE WERE TEARS OF DISAPPOINTMENT AND JOY...
SO ALL I CAN SAY IS GD LUCK OR CHIONG HARDER FOR
NEXT TIME MANZXZXZXZXZXZ...
I MEAN IT D:<

Exams are Over!!

2009-05-08T02:11:00.000-07:00

Hi all. Wootz, exams are finally over! Except some for some porks such as Joel, Kelvin, YT and Yong jie who will be taking their aesthetic examination next Tuesday. JY for exams! ( esepcially for yong jie.... 3hrs of art.) Some days before the start of MYE, porks ( winston, Yuan tong and me) + Allen, Darren, Kai en. Here are pictures, Enjoy!
( YT the spiderman)

Sorry for the disorderly arrangement of photos, was doing in a rush. Good luck for exams!

Pictures of the DAY

2009-04-24T18:42:00.000-07:00

24/04, after chinese examination. Allen,Cleave,Darren,Zi Quan and me went to yew tee park to play BB. Anyone remembered Uncle Ronny? That guy that teach the porks kung fu. ya we met him and have a long talk with him...But also thx to uncle ronny we met kai en and so kai en play with us too. ZZZ kaien say my ball sucks then went home to take his ball. To cut story short, we met winz too and we played together lor....zzz pictures speak a thousand words...enjoy the pic.

Some Artistic pic taken by KaiEn!

The Pictures of the Day!!!!

Haizz Ziquan went home early...he invented a new skill for basketball. Pivot + bunny hop...i shall call it *ZiQuan-ing*BBye.

Jianhuei.

-Grandchase ends todaY-

2009-04-14T05:21:00.000-07:00

Yo everyone, long time no see?

As seen from the title, Grandchase ends today. Interestingly, i feel sad too. Those who played/saw the game before, give a though for yourself, "Will such a game come to SEA ever again?" because frmo my experience of playing this game, it taught me stuff that no textbook can teach.

Fun? Yes it WAS. Brutal violence? No there is not. This gives the significance in such a game - Grandchase. Now it is ending, what will some of us who love this game so much do? What will they do in order to continue to be entertained? I don't know, chiong study maybe? I just don't know..

When you're reading this, think about its positive aspects which made this game fun. You will realised that you will feel nothing because you cannot find any fun things in it. You're WRONG WRONG WRONG! Because, some of us played this game, they stuck to it through thick and thin, playing it no matter how much pile of homework is stacked on the study table. This shows how fun this game is.

For those who think I'm talking crap, I am. But I would like to dedicate this post to those Gc-ers such a ME, Jun An, Zong Ying, Joanne, Kai En, "Jian Huei" and other retardeds that may have tried. Grandchase is not the best game ever, neither it is the worst game but, it is a game worth playing.

when you are staring into the sky, with nothing to do, you will think about the ocmputer and the useless icon called grandchase. It brings back memories, the good times while playing with good friends. You on the computer, look at the screen, you feel the emptiness inside you, you start recollecting the moments of laughter and joy and then, u switch off the computer.

Also, I would like to suggest here about a "Clan Tee". Anyone wants?

Posted by: Some kid that you will know if ur in 2F.

2009-03-23T07:34:00.000-07:00

yo all pokers...
this is problably my last post for this dieing blog lah...
jiasheng?
dun think he comes this blog anymore...
kel?
come here n do useless shyt(lim lay yong??)
jun an?
quited pork???he stil kjs this blog...
wins?
not much to say...chionging his study but oso comes kj...
jian huei?
getting more n more sacarstic...
yt?
dun think he even bothers to come this blog...
yong jie?
stil using the useless name...(space)
ME???(JOel)
last post...next time i lai here is to kj the tag box nia...

anyway i dun think anyone will bothr to read this so...buh buaiis~~

A fresh start - 2009

2009-01-03T04:32:00.000-08:00

YO SALLYS AND SALLY LOVERS.
As u all already know its 2009. PorkClan have officially became separated. But, so long as we are in the same school and learning shit together, we will still be in contact with each other, so dun cry ok ^^
ON THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL, I STEPPED INTO THE SCHOOL GATE IN MY MIND IMAGINING PEOPLE LOOKING AT ME AWKARDLY. BUT AS I CAME INTO THE PARADE SQUARE, I SAW PAP MEMBERS EVERYWHERE. I THEN WENT TO THE WEST PART OF THE DAMN PLACE AND SAW 3OUTSTANDING PEOPLE THAT CAUGHT MY MIND - SALLY,CLEAVE AND SALLY. THEN WE TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK AND TALK and then ah, we go slack at classroom.

AFTER SCHOOL IS OVER, we go play basketball then damn hot but we stll play, then paly till sian then jian huei started to get hawny and went back to sch to attend to some mattes before bringing home his bag and another shit which cannot be mentioned due to kids that are reading this.

POSTED BY:SALLY

Organs of a pig being split apart..

2008-11-06T17:57:00.000-08:00

Yo people, long time no see.

2 days ago:

It was on of another one of those pork events being held in the holidays. Only few turned up which meant a significant meaning - Pork Clan broken up. It further brought out the meaning when we started to play a game of basketball. When we first played basketball at the beginning of the year, it was a fruitful and memorable one, with alot of us being first timers in the game. There was fun, laughter and joy but that day, there was nothing but groaning and complaints about each other with the basketball game being dull and uninteresting. We continued playing even though there was not any fun in it and went to eat lunch after that to fill our empty stomachs so that our energy can be returned to us for the upcoming badminton event at was going to be held at the community centre nearby.

Today:

Today is the day of the releasing of Channeling Results for 2009. At 9pm, 1000000000 came online in msn and typed http://www.kranjisec.moe.edu.sg/ into the search browser in the inter net explorer. I was greeted by a full length of results including my class and other classes as well. It was then i noticed that, one by one, each Porker had a diff rent set of combination which meant being separated into 6 different classes. 8 people, 3went to different classes while the other five remained together. Will there be anymore unity within this clan? Or will we just go our separate ways and pretend we had never known each other? That's the answer only sally can decided. By the way, I shall congratulate jia sheng for getting into double science and getting a psp as a result his hardwork and effort into getting into the course. =)

Posted by: the friend of the guy who went to the kallang car race that wanted to take a picture of someone that requested of me to never mention his name because he thinks that will cause a uproar if I post a picture of that someone,who is a woman, and everyone that sees that picture will start blaming him.

SALLYSALLYSALLYSALLYSALLYSALLYSALLYSALLYSALLY

Car show!

2008-11-02T23:39:00.000-08:00

yo...its has been very long since i update...ok, on 2 nov zi quan, wins and me went to kallang to watch car race around..

As u can see above...thousands of beautiful cars..includes lamborghini and..err so on.

it was nice seeing all those cool cars...but i dono why it started raining!? and this spoils the whole thing. the rain had upset zi quan but he remain smiling. however he was a very good Car guide as he went around introducing cars that we saw and even name us the price and location the cars was imported from. the orange lamborghini on top cost u 800k and is from italy...

That grey car is damn cool...zi quan and wins were suduced by that car and went forward to check it out.

Nice right???

When the rain stopped, we hurried to the nearby bus stop and wait for bus 11 to come...butthe wait seems forever..took around 15-20min to arrive...zi quan was so frustrated when waiting that he wanted to board bus 16 which comes every 5 min to bukit merah first lol.

Then we went to lot 1 to have dinner, wins had something on and he goes off first.

Zi quan had prawn mee for his dinner..this prawn mee take him around 15-20min to finish lol...too much food le. u can see zi quan looks so serious when he is eating..he dun even let 1 tiny bits of noodle off..no wonder he takes so long lol but its good la..nv waste food.

Below are some of the pictures...enjoy

Zi quan even gel his hair sia...look damn shuai!. btw for more picture look for zi quan he got lots of it. sort of enjoyable trip.

Post by: jian huei

I.T.E - It's The End

2008-10-04T08:06:00.000-07:00

Ten years just passed so swiftly. We did not get a chance to enjoy what we were entrusted with - A Clan.

Every individual has their own mindset, own thinking and their own way of doing things. They feel differently from the way other people act. Some find it funny, even though it is not. The year is ending with only four more weeks when it reaches the holidays. What will we do? Where would we go? Which path will we take? How are we going take it?

This is just ******* crap. After seeing this damn blog so dead, I decided to revive it and to remind someone who starts with -W- to post a post that will make this blog more alive than the man that jumped down the 1000000000000000th storey window.

That man, he was lonely. He was dumped by all of his peers and siblings. He was living alone. One dumb day, he noticed that his hair was damn long. It was so long that hair drooped down on his legs and keeps moving whenever that man was doing some vigourous stuff. He decided to cut his hair so that he would embarrass himself no more.

In conclusion, I have concluded that bloggingthisblogisanentirelwasteofprecioustimethatcanbeu
sedforothermoreimportantthingsthatseemsmoremeaningful

postedd by: W

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Intricate yet simple - Friendship

2008-09-19T02:54:00.000-07:00

"Hey, where do you live?" a voice unknown to me asked.

"Over there," I answered as I inspected his character. With another new friendship made, I made a total of two new friends that day.

Walk home together, eat together, joked together and laugh together. We were the best of companions. We merged together and passed through every obstacle day by day. Soon, one year passed. One year of friendship.

"You suck," i cursed, hands forcelly printed a handmark on his back.

"What?" he replied."What the hell is your problem?"

"I'm sorry" I apologized.

Days passed like a clock ticking every second. Everyday, we ganged on him, engraving scars on his back, watching him screech with pain appeals to us but the opposite to him.

"You both have a problem in life," He lamented.

"You've got a problem with you studies you futureless retard," We answered in unision with a grin.

We hated each other from then on. Day by day, the crack in the plate of friendship started to grow deeper, more intense, further apart. The plate suddenty burst into shrapnel pieces, it was broken intentionally.

Friendship, it does not last forever. If you think a person has a good character, it does not mean that you should be his friend. Same interest, same mindset, means that you both will have alot of communicate about. Once you know his true character, his true nature, his true motive in being your friend, he is just a fcuk'en asshole.

Real friends stick beside you through thick and thin.

-None of these are based on real life situations. I'm just stating what i think about ~ and I hope this will remind some of us of what we did, what we did not do, what we had to do and what we need to do.

posted by: wins

100000 words

2008-09-12T00:30:00.000-07:00

Once upon a time, there was once a guy who was very much in love with this girl. This romantic guy folded 1,000,000 pieces of papercranes as a gift to this girl. Although, at that time he was just a retarded in his school, his future doesn't seemed too bright, they were very happy together. Until one day, his girl told him she was going to USA and will never come back. She also told him that she cannot visualise any future for the both of them, so let's go their own ways there and then,heartbroken, the guy agreed.
When he regained his confidence, he studied hard day and night, slogging his body and mind just to make something out of himself. Finally with all these hardwork and with the help of friends, this guy became a top scholar.

"You never fail until you stop trying." he always told himself. "I must make it in life!"One rainy day, while this guy was driving, he saw an elderly couple sharing an umbrella in the rain walking to some destination. Even with the umbrella, they were still drenched. It didn't take him long to realise those were his ex-girlfriend's parents. With a heart in getting back at them, he drove slowly beside the couple, wanting them to spot him in his luxury sedan. He wanted them to know that he wasn't the same anymore, he was a top scholar. He had made it in life!

Before the guy can realise, the couple was walking towards a cemetary,and he got out of his car and followed them...and he saw his ex-girlfriend, a photograph of her smiling sweetly as ever at him from her tombstone... and he saw his precious papercranes in a bottle placed beside her tomb. Her parents saw him. He walked over and asked them why this had happened. They explained, she did not leave for USA at all. She was stricken ill with cancer. In her heart, she had believed that he will make it someday, but she did not want her illness to be his obstacle ... therefore she had chosen to leave him.

She had wanted her parents to put his papercranes beside her, because, if the day comes when fate brings him to her again he can take some of those back with him. The guy just wept ...the worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them but knowing you can't have them and will never see them again.

A story worth commenting on. *cries*

posted by: wins

Gratzzzz to everyone except me...Zzz

2008-09-08T03:20:00.000-07:00

fisrtly gratz to jh for his bloody kool hairstyle...lol
then grats to wins for his new ball sponsored(spelling error)by...
jh,yt,kel,yj,moses,wins??allen,js n me...
then wins goaled his new ball at 1 point...lol
nvmnvm
this sux
bb
mascot

last post ^^ for me tt is..

2008-09-06T03:22:00.000-07:00

Yo this is the blog's 100th post..yay =.= anyway its oso going to be my last...lazy post liao..anyway post oso no retard will read so posting is time wastage which could be spent playin gunz...anyway if u ain't as blind as zhi quan u should be able to see a pic below..its maple..obviously..even though its a game..it has some similarities to life..through it u will be able to learn valuable life skills...so ya..play more maple..even though it kills brain cells. ok this bein my last post , should at least have some vaule..so im going to extract , if it can be used in this sense, the values of Maple YAYYYYYYYYYYYY..
watever...
the story will be about the pic above..so ya enjoy it ..
Once there where 3 idiotz the porks they were true friends..going through thick n thin together..giving each other snaill shells or mushroom spores when one of them nided it for quests...this however caused 1 of the porks to overlevel on maple island becoming lvl 12 ( wat a loser T.T im sryy jkin nia) but instead of blaming his friends..he just smiled n said ' its ok..just glad i could help ^^' n a sincere smile tt was...realli sincere...so sincere tt the ground started to split and they all dropped into a dark abyss..when they awoken.they found themselves on victoria island..( ok maybe they juz took a ship there ) they decided to become magicians...( except for 1 hu liked being a crossbower lol new word) n thus the picture was taken n their friendship sealed along wif it...( but some forgot to smile LOL)
years went pass...(ok nt years...lvls maybe) they started to drift...usually going on their own...nt like the past where they would look out for each other...killin mobs tt were sneaking up on the others..( i always hated back-stabbers..i mean wats the point..even if u owned them u feel no honor..ok forget bout the back stabbing BACK TO THE STORY)..but the levels had seemed to change everything...hence i cannot tok as 'them' alrdy...i can onli narrate the story as 'i' and 'i' was undeadpork....
after much training undeadpork ( which shall be called udp from now on) had reach the lvl 30 which made it possible for a job advancement... so he did it...he had successfully become a cleric..he wif new jobs..came new skills of course and he decided to place it on the hot keys for ez pressing...he wanted to put blessing ( which is a skill name ) on the letter 'o' n ( tt nt being a hard job ) he did...so he when to train..having new skills and watever..gave him the motivation tt he could 3rd job advance...he decided to try his skills on stronger mobs...but first he nided to be blessed so he pressed it...but his finger slipped..n pressed 'p' instead n his buddy list came out...( if the maple could get dusty...tihs would have been the dustiest...) n reliased tt his friend from long ago was online...deciding to mock them...wif his new skills..he whispered the 1 online...his mocking failed...the other guy had too, job advanced...but udp thought about the Other friend..n felt tt since he was nt online now...it would mean t he was of a lower lvl n hence nt job advanced yet...he asked the 1 online n found out tt he had quited a long time ago...udp , at tt point felt a tinge of sadness..but it had disappeared so fast tt he wondered if it had realli appeared....
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Lvls later...udp was now lvl 70 PRIEST...n was training wif a cb ( CHEIF BANDIT u gays) they found out tt they worked well together n hence decided to buddy each other...but udp relieased tt his buddy list was full n all his friend were too close to be deleted..but he oso realli wanted the cb to be his friend...so he decided to delete his least close friend...and after much conclusion decided to delete his oldest friend...the 1 crossbower...n from tt moment on..their friendship went beyond a point of return..and he nvr saw or heard from the crossbower again...they friendship was over...at tt point...udp threw out a snail shell to pick up another item...
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OK stop all yr tears...this is oso happening in real life...at first when u met friends...u thoguht that the friend would last forever...n u will be the best of friends..but as time goes by..u feel tt u r drifting apart..and however hard u try ( due to some idiot) u can nvr bring the friendship to where it was b4 and after a while u give up altogether...i know this..i been through it b4..n this is how i shall end my last post...
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i have alrdy got past the crossroads...i hope i have picked the rite path...
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bye...
i realli enjoyed this blog...
JA

99th post.

2008-09-05T05:11:00.000-07:00

YO retards. How's life? I'm currently posting our 99th post of this damned blog. So I'm going to summarise the history of the PorkClan. Enjoy!

For those retards who still do not notice, this blog is going 'Bye Bye' soon. For those who feel happy about it, I hate you. For those who feel sad, I don't really care.

For starters, I can finally conclude that Lim Jun An has successfully penetrated into SmartClan after I observed that he and farron become the best of companions. It can good or bad news for you but in my opinion, it's bad.

I still remember. 1F'07. It was then that PorkClan was established. 7 of us guys merged with each other. Joel, Jian Huei, Kelvin, Jun An, Winston, Yong Jie and Yuan Tong. These were the ones that were considered PurePorks. It was broken up in the same year by a game called 'Audition'. But, PorkClan was reinstatd its name in 2f'08 by 8 of us with a retard called Jia Sheng. We were given our special 'Nicknames' then. "Mascot" "Kel" "ChairMan" "JuHy Welfare" "JA" "Wins" "Space" "YT". It was fun while it lasted. Pork events, Pork blog, Pork gatherings happened more often after that. But, it's all going to end. Slowly, some start to hate each other. Some began to regret it. Some had to ponder over significant activities. A time bomb that is going to separate us all is ticking and ticking, slowly into its last minutes where it will triggers us of what we are, Porkers. 2f'08 is nearing to its end and I can't bear to see it just disperse and spread throughout. PorkClan, a clan that will be forever etched in our hearts and minds. A memory that will be stored througout our lives. PorkClan, one of the best clan ever. I hope, one of this days, we can take a clan photo containing ALL porks and post it here as a memorial.

If a tear drop comes out from your eyes, either you are damn sensitive or my story i just damn nice.

posted by: wins

I'm Back...

2008-08-28T03:37:00.000-07:00

Lol, so long never post le...Ok...today get back results...majority of the porks score well...Grats.
Since there is nothing say...i juz say about what miss ng say today...And this is the first time i agree what she says. In the past...she say what * Birds of a feather flock together* and many other things which i don't agree...Finally she say something which i agree on today...Its about calling your friends all those thing. she said something like * If u regard your friend as a friend, don't call him so much and be a burden to him*...seriously...i agree with this. For those who dont agree with this...it is because u nv experience what i had experienced...calls and calls...

Imagine when you are sleeping and someone suddenly call u and ask * 2moro Geo is test on what? Test on Shifting Cultivation right?*...answered your own Question and then the next day your friend say he never study...then what the hell the previous phone call for!!???( juz jking )

ZZZ no topic to talk le...ok err Moral of the story- Dont be a burden to your friend if u regard him as a friend.
BBye
就此停笔。。。Welfare

Godly..

2008-08-22T09:02:00.000-07:00

Today was another day of happiness for porks as we gathered together for basketball once again,although not that happy after all..
Together we played with smart clan excluding jian huei(sadness) ..and weixiang actually came 2 ..-.-''..So we played together and soon things became real ugly.Weixiang pointed Jiasheng for calling fouls only to his advantage.For example, weixiang tio foul but he still continue to try to in and while he really in js call foul.Things then got really rough, weixiang pushed kelvin and jiasheng hard while they were attempting shots.YouYuan..arh f0rget it ..other than giving a face ..he din do really much harm to anyone..Others just played their role and kept quiet.During the match anyway,Jiasheng was named 'shen' by his own teammates for scoring like siao(in other words, he's ghey shooter) The game ended.The two parties went to buy some drinks as vulgarities and complaints trailed off=.='' everyone bui song~.~
After awhile of cooling down ..wx left with Smart clan to play soccer or something thus left court.Jiasheng,YongJie,Joel,Alvin,Cute winston and Me continued playing around while Kelvin went for NPCC. Then came a sec1 like 130cm kranjian with his friend.He was short yet godly, he burnt the 'shen' in his zai 3 pointers shots x2..Alvin left soon after also~

This paragraph is only for those who know what is bullet:(It's like everyone start with 15lifes,the first person start to shoot the ball at 2pointer line.If miss nothing happens, if not he get another shot.For every shot the first person in, the next guy must shoot in if not minus life -number of shots in = life minus for next person .. and if the next person also in then just keep going on and stack up the number of shots until someone cannot in) =) easy right.
The sec1 guy and his friend left soon enough and the remaining of us decided to play bullet after i owned them in ABC. Unfortunately for ONLY me, Jiasheng got to choose the sequence and wanting revenge, he put me just behind him, then joel YongJie and lastly winston.Within the next 10mins,i was left with 6 lives and the rest of them had 15 lives cause all is jiasheng in 1 and i am responsible for eating.What happened in the next 1hr was Legend. Jiasheng kept in, but i luckily also score and give joel eat and when joel never eat yongjie ALWAYS eat de. In the end Jiasheng stack like 7 balls and I was like damn nervous.This is true>>suddenly the black clouds spreaded over the sky and there was drizzling and big wind out of nowhere siah.The empty coke bottles were flying everywhere!!!(DRAMATIC RIGHT) Then i shot .. AND IN! :) Joel and YongJie die together and Winz eat the rest. When I thought i was about to die when Jiasheng stacked another pile same, enough to kill me straight away,the clouds cleared and there was sunlight(SERIOUSLY),i miraculously gave it to winston to EAT :) AND he lost 2. It was only me and Jiasheng left lor and obviously after letting him eat 5 shots , he gave me 5 shots plus i ownself airball and lost. This is really legend and the dramatic effect of weather was real lor(can ask joel yongjie winz or jiasheng) I should i have died like 40mins ago from the time we ended. In the end, I am legend but Jiasheng is legend killer and Joel iS pORK =D
YAY,END OF POST-winz lazy
yt-

Common test are over.

2008-08-20T04:21:00.001-07:00

It seems that I'm the only one posting in this blog so far. I am trying to let this blog to be alive so thank me =)

This week, we got our results of our common test back. It was a moment of grief for some us as we failed in some subjects. Relating from that, I would wish to congrajulate our Welfare for getting second in Physics, Kelvin for passing his literature for the first time, Jia Sheng for getting distinction for Physics for the first time and all porks for passing Geography.

After school today, we went to play basketball. I made up my mind to join even though I knew I could not handle the pressure of shooting the ball as I sprained my leh. Fortunately, when we were playing 2vs2 matches, my team turned out to be the second last instead of last. As i said, miracles do happen.

I hope some other dumb guy will post and Jun An will come back to Porks.

Olympics rocks. (Random-ing here)

posted by: wins

Tests are over. Exams are coming.

2008-08-15T06:17:00.001-07:00

Yo, it's been so long since I've posted. Well, I would like to grats all of us on surviving the common test except having diarrhoea. After our last paper of the day - Literature, which suck and none of us studied - we headed to Yew Tee Community Centre to play basketball which was inactive for a few weeks.

But, the motive of this post is not to brag about our daily lives. It is to tell everyone, Jun An has abandoned the Porks and is now hanging out with the Smarts. Jun An has concluded that SmartClan is better then PorkClan. Jun An has declared himself as an ex-pork. Should we let him go? Should we let him merge with the Smarts and separate with the Porks? I do not know. But what I do know is that, Jun An left porks for a reason and a reason for him to join Smarts is also valid.

posted by: wins

BLOG NEW SKIN

2008-08-13T04:09:00.000-07:00

yo welcome to this new blog...hope u enjoy it..if u dun...like it...feel free to complain in the tag box..( but i dun think any1 will care about it ) but still feel free to complain...
...enjoy it while it lasts...seriously enjoy the moments *tear*

im sry..

JA

last liao dun cry

2008-08-06T03:34:00.000-07:00

ok lah so this will basically be my last post on this damn blog lah...coze...as u can see its dead lah...onli a few retards are tagging....
anway u can look forward to a post tt jh will be posting which he claims will attract more taggers den 1 of MY story...seriously get a life....time to use 1 of my band 5 phrases ban men nong fu....OMFG chim rite...i know no nid cry...wao lao when i told this phrase to jh ( hu is supposing in band 1 ) he was stunned...almost cried...coze he didn't know the meaning ..NUBBBBBBBBB
anyway b4 i go...i would like to tell u all the moral tt i have lived by for the past 1million years...
......
......When life gives u lemons make lemonade...
.....(nice rite...nah haven finsih)
.....When life shits on u...
....Make shit flavoured lemonade...
....N try nt to luff yr ass off...
....When your friend drink it....
...
most genius live by this...so....
.....DO IT
ok tts my last post...
LOVE U ALL
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BYE BYE
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Yours faithfully,
Lim Jun An

Fuck YOU.

2008-08-01T04:20:00.000-07:00

Today we had our project work. I was pretty looking forward to it to going to Glenn's house. But this particular FUCKING person treated by like a DAMNED DOG. From the day i started to go to Glenn's house, I actually thought, "Hey, Glenn's not bad a guy." But, I was downright WRONG. I just dropped a basketball into his half-enclosed balcony and i attempted to retrieve it. When i went in, he LOCKED ME UP, STARTED TO RECORD VIDEOS OF ME BEING SPRAYED BY WATER INNOCENTLY. I didn't mind at first, but Glenn Tan has really walked to the edge of the cliff of anger. A fucker like him shouldn't deserve any friends, he should have been born through a DAWG. Glenn, if u are seeing is this, GOD DAMN UR MOTHER ..l.. ..l..

Anyway, other then that, our Pw has progressed by a mile. We had our winning and losing ends. I found out, there is an idiot out there that really don't care about me and even listens to the opposite gender. I do not want to point IT out since we had been friends.

I wanted to post some pics but since I'm kinda moody now, i shall not. At 5, i went to play basketball with Joel, Yt and Jia Sheng. We were challenged by some noobs who approached us after our 2v2 match. We won. After that, they went home leaving me with the raided court.

For those who think I'm using this blog for unrelated stuff, I'm sorry. Just wanted to venge my anger.

posted by: -

-('0_0')-

2008-07-31T07:29:00.000-07:00

Yo. For those dumb people who wish to know, the post below me is posted by ME. Since I've got nothing to post, i shall recite the ABC song =)

A is for Asshole
B is for Baka
C is for Chao Chi Bai
D is for Dicky
E is for Effer
F is for Fcukers
G is for GheyShit
H is for Haolian
I is for Idiots
J is for JIAN HUEI
K is for Knn
L is for LanJiao
M is for Mother Fcuker
N is for NaHBei
O is for Oliver~
P is for Pussy
Q is for QUACK
R is for Retardeds
S is for Suckers
T is for *T00T*
U is for U.F.O
V is for Vagina
W is for WTF
X is for ___________
Y is for YT
Z is for Zi Quan

This song is credited to: Joel-chan for singing the whole thing out with perfect tuning =) (if u think this is lame, Idk)

posted by YT

bOrEd0m

2008-07-29T07:42:00.000-07:00

It's a bOring and MooDy Day FoR all pOrks As the Sky Is blessed wiTh a Sleepy atmosphere OF rubbish and Oral exam. NoT Easy and Teacher aSk s0me really ''Profound'' Q. likE '' What do you think the boy holding the longan is thinking of? '' ( for those who know what that crap picture is about..) ..how the **** was i to know what that ghey was thinking with a longan in his hands???!!

Next, the teacher asked about something about whether i want to take up a job of taking care of others.Finding hard for an excuse to say '' I dowan '' i said i was irresponsible thus not cut out for such jobs. WRONG CHOICE! She asked me what job i would take when i grow up. And every job that came up to my mind was to be smth with responsibility eg.police,teachers,
I wanted to use Janitor but i thought she would - marks str8 away or smth liddat.
Then i humbly admitted that there was nothing much of a good job i can take up if i have no responsibility.FOR THE FIRST TIME, thiS teacher got very excited and smiled bleakly and said ''ya lo'' like anticipating my words..then we LOL together and i went home happily ever like real.
Hope Others will n0t be as unfortunate as me. End OF post.
Posted by: Winz

Aint one of the old days =(

2008-07-27T01:47:00.001-07:00

Yo people. How's life? Yeah, finally there's a new post. The 3main post-ers of this blog have gotten bored of posting and decided to play BerserkMS Private Server =) Since its so damn lag, i decided to do something to save this bloggiie.

Well, yesterday, we went to Glenn's house to do our Project Work. I was the 2nd latest and had to go to Glenn's house myself. I took 20min to find the location of his terrace among hundrededs of others. Lalala~ nothing much to say about the progress of our board game. When it was lunch, Glenn's mum Da-Bao-ed for us KFC meals which really burned a small hole in her pocket.

My Bishop fighting with my very pro dragon.

My Dark Knight. With Berserk activated.

Today. nothing much happended. Just happended that the private server I was playing was FUCKING LAG. Anyway, nothing else to say~ Enjoy my Ss-es =]

For those who think that I am doing something wrong. I'm not the only one.

posted by: wins

Project Work >=0

2008-07-22T03:20:00.000-07:00

For today, i shall emphasis on PROJECT WORK. It is the last lesson of the day if any dumb guy does not know. Anyway, we had our PROJECT WORK today and from what I've seen from today is that Glenn Tan Check Hui has leadership abilities and is worthy of recieving the Ourstanding Peer Award. He has demostrated excellent qualities in doing his PROJECT WORK by helping alot in it. When in doubt, we look up to him as a role model and he never fails to reply with an excellent answer and followed by a joke that keeps making us go confuse over whether to laugh. And when the group has a suggestion, he stands up and bravely says, "Shut up la, dog." I strongly believe that he has great potential in being a leader and I can predict that he will be a very BIG person in the newspaper for time to come. I also think that with this excellent leadership ability, we should follow his footsteps and hope to achieve what he achieves. With this, i shall end my post and I thank you for your kind attention and i strongly hope that u will support in voting Glenn Tan to be 2011 Outstanding Peer Award.

posted by: Wins

JH U SUCK

2008-07-21T05:27:00.000-07:00

since jh nvr post his post i shall take over him...
OKKKKKKK nvm bout tt idiot
as u all know (maybe some of u idiots dunno )
JOEL <3 JINGEN (or the other way i dunno o.0)
according to yj...actually they dun like each other de but since they go tuition together they started to like each other or some other sht...
anyway by joel liking je...or the other way
they ( those 2 alone) changed the whole world ( omg power of love haizz)
2 things happened...
firstly...S***y n JE became rivals fiting fr joel's heart..hence RIVALRY OF THE DANCERS MUAHHAHA ( ps luffing extra de)
secondly...the 2 KLs had put aside their differences can go towards ( as kel said be4) gong tong mu biao to win JE heart..hence allience of the KLs ( ps dunno how spell)
...so ya tts about tt...
zzz love...wat a confusing n powerful piece of sht...
thank god i will nvr be interwind in such a web of rivalry...anger...vengence..deciet ( dunno how spell) n of course lust ( LOL forget bout the last 1 )
...
now the important part...
joel has left s***y leaving her open...
so ppl get rdy LOLLLLLLLLLLLL
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im sry joel
JA

WAHAHAH

2008-07-19T22:12:00.000-07:00

WAHAHAHAHHA fianlly found a private server tt doesn't lag (as much as the others)

There are some pics...enjoy~~

my lvl 70 eq~~shuai rite
1 of them is my bwg TYTY
charging...
charging...
BLAM...14k sia ( i know its noob)

COMA~~~ forget this skill de name( think its sword panic ba)
TIGER ROAR
mi (wif cash eq)

JOEL~~~~~

kk done...if want play...

web is http://www.berserkms.com/

SIANZZZZZZZ

2008-07-18T06:34:00.000-07:00

zzz dam bloody sian sia...on com oso dunno do wat sht...played audi wif winz liao..maple suck...den miniclip like play 1million times or something...msn no 1 tok to zzz nvm NVM u all gd i like u all...RAWR...
onli got this blog keep mi company...even this blog oso dead de no 1 tag... LOSER stupid piece of F***king sht zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
tmd knn too much lah zzz
dumb blue bird so noisy but i will keep it there for the sake of jh hu RARELY even posts or visits this blog for this matter...he would rather go to HER blog...(jking if u CAN take a jk)
..
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ARH ...................
zzz oliver chio meh...how chio can she be sia...ppl keep sayin she DAM chio but wtf is the defination of chio...nvm jh gd...say he go home den went go play bb nvr tell mi ... u GD........
how oliver look zzz want see kel standard o.0 ZZZZZZZZZZ
....
done venting mi ****ing anger on this @#$%^&* blog which no $%^&* person visits...
GET A LIFE U LOSERS
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looks like i onli have zi quan...hu is now even tryin to run away from mi *sobs* m i realli tt unlikeable....(dun ans tt...it will make mi even more depressed)
...
at least 1 thing made mi happy...i DOWNED horntail wif my lvl 50 ice lite WAHHAHA (of course nt wifout first dying like 50 times?)
on the down side ( like everything else in this world)
i didn't recieve any exp or items or money...juz a big watse of time..
BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh
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i apologise if i offended any1 in the midst of my venting of anger...sry
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jA

...

2008-07-17T07:42:00.000-07:00

Firstly, Ps for 2nd post in 1 day .
Secondly, Lim Yong sucks .
Thirdly, this post is to elaborate more on THE TRUTH ..

As you all know, half of porks plus some from smart* went to play basketball today at winz house de court. b4 the Girls came we played a few matches lerhs..(not important)..
When they came ..they requested f0r a match ..so YY and me decided to take them on ..obviously becos we thought since they were girls we were slacking(thinking HOW foolishly that we will surely win) ..
Score:3/11 ..obviously who won ~

Next some pai kias came along and vs the girls ..they lost quite badly though they were good ..then came along farron and kelvin to vs them(who were warned to TC and play real)
However..
Score:?/11

So the situation was like super crazy ..it was like everybody gather to see the girls(unity sec) play ..and winner in loser out system
Another group of PKs from the same people tried their luck~(it's like a 30% scroll for those who noe maple) they bombed ..and then me and yy tried to defeat them by playing real this time round ..GG it was a close match ..we lost by 1 POINT! 10/11 ..(and this is also to lim yong's
**** **** ..if u talking about somebody called yuan tong say it out loud please!!!)

The girl named oliver jersey number4 was realli pretty and chio and she's realli a PRO at basketball ..not only are they godly at teamwork but also at skills(anyhow 3 pointer landscape also can in!)num7 is also good ..but NOT as good
~continuing with what happened~

The girls continued versusing everybody who came and won everyone ..they played consecutively about 10 matches of 11 points AND still able to win all the guys..not to mention girl standard but even boy standard they are pros!
Prior to LIM YONG's crap at the end of the post ..
I am interested in num4 indeed cos she's REALLY chio,pretty and a pro athelete t00 and i would die to see her one more time ..

ANYWAY ..LIM YONG stop hiding in suspense and wait for people to come ask u about what happened ..if u really need the attention u can always tell anyone including porks or ****** =P

END OF POST~yt

hey !!!

2008-07-17T06:16:00.000-07:00

Pork blog going dead liao................never mind la.For today,nothing to talk for the lessons thingy.After school,half of the pork+allen+cleave went play bb.Skip the boring part.Meet farron they all at mac so play bb together lor.Play and play and play and.................................About 5,two girls come.They owns la ! Their bb skills are like more pro than **** ****(shound not say who)They keep winning la......Here comes the interesting part.........One of them , everyone(pork but not all) say damn chio and beautiful......Based on my observation , the girl's name is oliver but not sure correct or not(how i know? cos someone call her).Her bb skills is good,do bunny hop and a lot more.So teaching a phrase here, dont judge a book by its cover.The other girl also very good,in fact better la.Want know their age...................Sadly cannot say as this is classifield as pork secret(top)Clue is that one is older than the other by one year.Hao le,end here.And this post is requested by someone(may be more than 1 people ).They say dont want include their name so never mind lor...

By:long time never post de winter a.k.a space in tagbox(too less people know liao , almost every ask who is space when i tag at the tagbox)

zzz

2008-07-14T05:08:00.000-07:00

OK didn't have a REAL post fr years...ok days...coze of the nice story tt some genius wrote....anyway...todae...no sht happened IT was dumb...den maths WAAHHAHA jh got 1 for the test(he wrote the scale) when he wrote so much SHT while yj got 2 mark for juz drawing the bloody line WAHAHHA gd luff there...den geo WAH stupid sia...nid write 100 time zzz nvm miss koh SUCK ( to jh ...she seems to have a look similar the je...dunno wat wat link ) nvm...den after school porks, without js hu went to bb competition, go play BB...as usually...so play play play den started raining...but still play...den 1st round...i scored golden ball WAAHHAHAHA den joel hl say ' 1 ball nia...i scored 3 LOSER ' ...so next round i scored 2 more balls...he kept quiet LOL.....So like tt lor...den after play bb sit in canteen tok for bout 100hrs...nah 1hr? den yj dunno tok wat sht make kel want quit porks...(bb kel i will miss u ...jk) den walk out of school together...den the school gate there got some blue pillar ( if i can call tt short sht a pillar) joel sit on it...jh asked joel if kel should be able to quit pork...
(ok since this post a bit boring i shall make it more interesting)
imagine u r in a castle wif a pig sit on a blue pillar ( seems familiar from somewhere)
2 guards brought a man named kel to the front of the pillar
'OH GREAT 1 this man named kelvin has decided to quit the hounerable pork clan...'
'I WILL HEAR OF NO SUCH IDIOTIC BEHAVIOUR TAKE HIM AWAY BUT DUN LET HIM QUIT'
'but mdm ( stress on MDM) i realli want to quit..i want to join the SMARTS hu are smarter (obvious) braver n more shuai ( at tt point the pig dropped of the pillar but managed to climb back wif GREAT SPD lets say erm...1hr?)so pls let mi quit'
it was the gurad's turn to tok ' THE MOTHER PIG HAS SPOKEN THOSE HU DARE APPOSE HER ( stress on HER) SHALL BE PIGS' FOOD'
(ok the castle scence ends here..now back at the boring old school gate wif joel siting on the pillar)...
SO the porks went their separate way n GO HOME...
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anyway juz now while i was playin audi...my heart suddenly ache n tears started to drip from my eyes.. ( kua zhang-ing) ...something had triggered off my memories of the old days when porks n non porks alike would play audi together...( n for yr information I AM NT i repeat NT SUANING any1...so get a life...)i will write bout tt in the next post coze this post is alrdy veri long so...
BB
~~~~~JA~~~~~

YO

2008-07-12T07:18:00.000-07:00

yo long time no post got a few reasons....mom confiscated my laptop n LAZY...anyway this is the 80th post liao....ya i know u must be thinking so wat or something like tt...
YAY my dit lvl 89 liao WAHAHHAHA...and obviously it is in private server lah..if in the real maple i will be cryin now...out of joy n coze i will be haven i serious case of headache-ness (new word)...
now in juz a few hundred words (hling) i shall explain to you y jh has a red eye aka SHARINGAN....for those hu are so slow tt u dun even know y or even worse dun even know jh has a red eye...(for those hu belong in the latter catorgery u serious SUCK)...
anyway it happen 2 weeks back....
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We ( 2f) where sit in the parade square wating for Kong to arrive and sadly ( COUGH) he didn't
so some teacher let us do our own sht...First the porks and the YYACDZ ( yj...i stress on the 2 'Y's)and some extras when to bb den i dunno y ( i think court tio raid or something) change to captian ball...Den for another unknown reason they could play bb liao but Jh,Winz,Zq,Yj and mi didn't go wif the flow n hence decided to play badminton...
( bear in mind tt this is juz the prolouge the real story starts now)
under the glaring sun...jh held his racket in his sweat filled hands...glazing str8 at his oppenent ( up to u to decide hu it is ...mi winz yj or zq) to him this was the hard match he had ever played in his life...and he was nt going down...it was his turn to serve...he threw the shuttlecock into the air and whacked it...he missed....he tried again this time he succeed...he was happy for a moment be4 the shuttlecock came wizzling back...OMG the oppenent had hit it back at such great speed tt jh could nt even see it...
This when on for quite sometime but i m going to skip tt or we would all die of old age be4 i finsih this post....
2 balls to the end of the game...n miracly jh nided 2 balls ( AHAHAHA) to win his opponent..
his opponent's turn to serve...as the opponent threw the shuttlecock...zq farted n the wind combined wif the sound caused his opponent to miss the shuttlecock...jh had gained 1 point...
being the hl noob tt he was...he didn't juz want a draw...he want a WIN...his turn to serve...the hit the shuttlecock to his opponent wif blazing spd ( if u consider a snail to travel at blazing spd tt is) his opponent returned the serve...he hit it back...unforutnally jh fatigue was taking over...he started to feel numbness...but he didn't want to lose...he used all his might..n tt was when it happened....
unknown to his deep in his conscience....he awakened the SHARINGAN tt his parents had implanted in him for no apparent reason...
his vision started to turn red...he thought tt it was juz the heat of the 'battle' but suddenly he felt a HUGE burst of enegry fill him..he was going to win...
he could see tt his opponent was whacking his last whack...he did nt have enegry anymore...JH WAS GOING TO WIN...
as the shuttlecock flew towards him...he did a triple windmill underleg 360 double somersault whack...as the shuttlecock touched the net of the racket....
zq farted again...WAHAHAH gg...
so...winz zq jy n me had to help the red eye n cryin jh back to class.....The End..........
(epilougue)
since it took 14 yrs for jh to finally turn on his sharingan i bet its going to take quite long to off it too ( serves u rite jh for nt attending sharingan classes wif the uchihas....hl somemore lah...ppl take bout 1 sec to turn on and another 1 sec to turn off u take...14 yrs to turn on?...somemore haven turn off... LOSER)1 more thing dun belive those idiots hu say tt the redness is from sore eyes or [jh's eye was sratch by a shuttlecock]...the person hu tells u these are LOSERS exspecially the 1 hu tells u the latter...
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i will nt say tt all of this is true...nor will i say tt it is false it is up to u to decide....
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another great story written by
~~~JA~~~

NeWater~

2008-07-10T06:26:00.000-07:00

YO, today we had our normal stuff and with the idiotic PE teacher disturpting our recess.
But, we had our NeWater trip today. (took 2photos nia, lazy post.)

When got there, we were warmly welcomed by the pleasant aroma leaking out from the newater water. we went in into the visitor's centre while trying not to breathe. When we went in, i could sense the haolian-ness of the newater from the trophies and medals that were urging people to steal them. We were told to walk around but most of them went to the toilet. then, miss koh told us that the stuff on the walls were tested. we did not really care though as there were too much stuff. then, we went up some dumb staircase to a dumb place where there are some dumb taiwan people waiting for our arrival. some dumb guy appeared at 4pm infront of us and then we were directed to some place where we get to watch some dumb tv. after that, we were asked to move to the next room to see another dumb tv which was a whole lot smaller.
after that, we were asked to go another place to see some dumb exhibitions. then we go to some dumb place and had some dumb questions that sparked off our welfare's responsibility as a welfare and started copying the answers for the questions so that other people will follow him n copy what he copy. (yo, the question we copied is tested)
after that, we went to some dumb place where the dumb guy started to tell us about the process of making NeWater. Not that boring but also not that interesting.

after that we went back to sch and play bb. we went to some HDB n had to share with some dumb ppl. we played a match with them but it ended early due to the dumb rain the rained down on us. we had to go home.

when we went home, me, welfare n ja spotted a dumb Ez-Link card. As the welfare of Kranji Secondary School - Sec 2F, he picked it up n did his job as a welfare. But, when ja had to separate with us and go his own way, welfare started to push some burden to me.

Anyway, today we found out that Miss Koh _____________, like Mr Benny Lim Meng Hwee.

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posted by: wins

So long never post le...

2008-07-09T03:32:00.000-07:00

i have not post for a quite a long time le..so today takes the initiative to post...nothing special happened in school...Sian. But Home Econ is the best today!!! i like Mdn Tan!!!! she best! In the past, we got miss foo every funny thing also get scolded de...but now with Mdn Tan...lol we can do anything. Firstly Mdn tan asked who is the one who suppose to command the class to greet her, and John will like command * Squad, Greet!* something like taht bah...lol !.

Ok during the lessons, Mdn tan reserved a Sit specially for Kelvin as he was the joker! the sit was next to her. Then kelvin dono y everytime so *high* during home econ and always make the whole class laugh ! Joel was another one...i think he was saying some words that somehow is vulgar but not vulgar. And Mdn tan ask joel to slap his face (not actually slap, juz tell him to 轻轻地 *touch* his face) Joel was like juz scratching his face then cher want him to *touch* another time, As the welfare...i cannot see my 一分子 get such treatment, so when he was *touching* his face, i clap, trying to trick cher. Couldn't believe she knew it was Me and she like tell me not to do it or else i will get to* touch* my face...Jun An and Zi quan are a perfect combo! Jun an was sitting behind Zi quan...then Jun An go pull zi quan shirt out...zi quan tolerate and put his shirt back. Jun an pull another time..wah zi quan hot liao..then he say * jun an don't don this liao lar! i will not forgive u!!!* Then jun an sure sad de mah then ask zi quan* Can u forgive me? Can i be your friend*. Ok Zi quan was like dono wad suddenly show us a *mentally challenge* expression...ok Cool! Then start to say i nv do my job as the welfare...

Nothing special happened juz BB after school...everyone was doing fine...Then jun an left for infocomm and joel, alvin,kelvin,yong jie, YT and me left behind to play monkey...quite boring...zzz.
Specs finall broke!!!! maybe can change le...xD

Welfare signing off....

Pork Day Event

2008-07-07T03:37:00.000-07:00

Yo 2day, we had our pork event @the HDB basketball court just beside kranji sec sch. Upon reaching, spotted oni welfare n allen. I was told that jia sheng forgot, yt was sleeping, space was coming at 10.30 and kel was also coming late. we were suppose to meet at 10am but ended up we whole event kinda started around 10.45 with some noobs pri schlers challenging ur to a 3 on 3 match. we had advantages and also disvantages, there was a guy where he was solo-er which was not that bad, only that he kept saying ppl's mum. when won the first match match with a
score of 7:6. then, when kel came, we had a rematch. i dont really remember the details but i noe that we lost to them as their friends/brothers came n helped out n we were thrashed badly.

after that, we went to have our lunch. we talked about some horror stuff that i dont wish to say as it might scare some of the ppl out there.

after talking about 30mins, we went to sweet talk as welfare n kel wanted to buy bubble teeee. while drinking, ja called n ask if he could come. with space requesting a visit to ja's house to see n to believe that ja had received a free xbox 360. we played n played n played. then we went home.

End Of Story

In my opinion, it was not a official pork event as oni 4 of ur turned up =)

posted by: wins

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2008-07-06T00:33:00.000-07:00

posting to keep this blog alive......Dont know why the 'great' story writer dont want write another story but congrats to him of having a xbox 360[dont know true or not] and there will be a pork event tomorrow, as always........BB *again?!*Noted that it is a pork event , joel never come*haiz*.............So,end here.... BYE BYE

Miss Vanitha - 2nd Best Teacher

2008-07-04T03:29:00.000-07:00

Yo, today i finally realised why miss vanitha sux. me n kel were like asking her some question den she say she dun care. wtf la ? anyway, during recess when some of ur boys wanted to play bb, some dumb teacher raided our court AGAIN. i mean, its recess n shouldnt we be the priority as it is our rest time rite? ahh nvm, saying this out wont imrpove the situation anyway.
Assembly was boring.
After assembly we skipped lunch and headed to the yew tee cc to play bb. kang long, allen, cleave and the rest of the porks except yt n welfare came. it was one of the longest bb session we had so far(?). anyway, we first had a dumb full court match with like 4ppl per team(?) it wasnt tt fun as too little ppl liao. den some dumb juniors of kss came. we were forced to play half court.
we played some matches n started to play solo matches. starting from me n yy den the winner get to play with another guy.

Results:
1st- jia sheng - about 4-5 wins?
2nd-yy or kel or both - 2-3 wins
3rd alvin - 1-2 wins

thankfully, i was glad that i was finally able to score 2:3 against kel n jia sheng which is pratically impossible for me. for those hu wants to noe - allen won yy,alvin won yy =)

most importantly, cleave has been improving alot since he started play bb. i hope he can slam dunk one day.

in the middle of all these, kl had to go early to attend the dance concert(the reason is obvious) when we asked him y he wanna go, he said ," i wan go see 'chio bu'" from these statement he has said, he has just proved to us that he likes that chio bu n its the reason he is going to the dance concert =) if i've offended any1, dun cry.

posted by: wins

Mdm Ng - best teacher.

2008-07-03T02:38:00.000-07:00

Yo, today was a great day.

Pe - Played some bb, den stupid teacher came raid. Played some captain ball, kept losing. Played some badminton, was meaningful.

Maths - Linear graph test die.

Recess, Eng, Geog - Nothing interesting ? =)

CHARACTER EDUCATION - BEST part of the day - Major change in arrangement of seats. The new arrangement sucked. Porks were separated leaving bit of it here and there. Sitting next to kelvin, not bad really but with Zq infront n Ht behind, lalalalalala. Anyway, i dont feel comforable siting @ the new seating as seating in the middle of the class brings back memories of last year.

Haiz.. a "trigonometrical" shape has been formed..

posted by: wins

Y suddenly everything wrong!!!!!!

2008-07-02T06:28:00.000-07:00

Its like ur mother ****ing cb like that
or its that i fated to be cursed..............
i do a presentation for 9****ing hrs....
next thing i noe other comp cant open it
then i got hope to send it to others tru email
then my laptop wireless cnnection gone
n the presentation stuck in my laptop...
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
now i either redo in desktop or let others do

YAY

2008-07-01T00:03:00.000-07:00

ok since every1 likes my storytelling...i shall tell u another story this time bou the porks^^
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Once...there a cute little black pig named Joel...
nw joel was a sort of normal pig...eating in the fields
(thoguh once in a while he would feast on his favourite food...a lump of sht...he didn't eat it often cause he thoguht it made him fat....ANYWAY back to the story)
slp in a cave...
bathe in the mud till he stank like a big fat pig...hey wait he is 1...
even thoguh this life was simple
he enjoyed it...(he enjoyed the simplicity...he thought he could'nt handle anything more exciting)
to sum it all up...
he was a happy pig...nr once did he complain bout his carefree n joyous life
to him...tt was HEAVEN..
but some1 up there (nt Cleave...even though his tall n everything..)
decided tt it was time for a change in little Joel's life...
ONE fateful day Joel was taking a drink in the place where he thoguht had the cleanest water in the world ..the DRAIN...
but some idiotic scienctist managed to get there b4 him and dumped his radioactive watse inside the drain..
Joel didn't know and so he drank the water wif greed...
Joel realised tt the water was nicer den usual wif a tinge of sourness other den the usual sht, urine n rotten taste tt he was used to...but he didn't care...
this would have been alrite except for the fact tt Joel decided to slp under a tree tt nite and hence was struck by lighting...somehow ( sciencstist are still puzzled by this) the bolt of lighting interacted wif the radioactive chemicals currently in Joel bloodstream...causing him to undergo a special n new (nt to mention weird) kind of metamopharsis (ps dunno how spell)
Miracly...this all happened without Joel waking up ( omg?)
the next morning Joel felt tt his tail was nt there anymore...and 5yrs later
he realised he was a HUMAN
so...he decided to rename himself as he felt tt ' JOEL ' was nt a human's name...
his new name is Joel Wong (OMG NICE NAME)
Joel Wong decided to do wat most humans do and so decided to fk some1 starting wif S (JKJKJK)
No...Joel Wog didn't do tt...he wat a rightous human and so decided to make some friends...
all together he made 6 friends...
Kelvin...Yuan Tong...Yong Jie...Jun An...Jian Huei...n Winston...
and together they became a formidable force now known as...
PORK CLAN
and a few yrs later Jia Sheng joined..
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Well n tts my version of how pork clan came into exisitents(ps dunno how spell)
its up to u if u believe it or nt...
hoped u enjoy the story ^^...
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JA

Monday...

2008-06-30T05:28:00.000-07:00

Today school passed very fast..first period is chinese...2 period my chinese cher juz scold me and kang long for discussing chinese homework..lol. Then tell us some jokes...sort of KL..but huiting did something damn pro, she suspect cher nv zip his pants? then cher like nervous liao quickly went to toilet to check. Unluckily, her pants were zipped.
3rd period - maths. although it is only 1 period but jun an said this lesson is the longest lesson of the day. Quite true.
After recess, Chem...err sort of interesting. Nice, fun. Except Mr. Lim suan-ing, say what science is not like english, read newspaper can improve le. u must listen, understand the concept behind it. Then say what those who choose to listen.. their grade is slightly better. while all those talk talk talk one...their results not as good. Hate it.
After chem..IT!!!
although its the best lessons of the day, i hate it when teacher say we cannot change place le. must sit at the same place liao...WTF...i hate it. i prefer the pork to sit together...
GE...haizz nothing to say....interesting...fun....

Then its just basketball liao with pork. No kel and jia sheng this time but with moses, cleave and allen. quite sian without kel around...but still play lar. Thankfully, through this basketball, i discovered a talent....Cleave. He's totally man of the match. His slow, cool, wonderful dribbling echoed throughout the basketball court. Everyone remains silence witnessing Miracle. Cleave do some fake, M1-ing all of us(8 of us) even his teammates......then when it's near the ring, he do some perfect full moon which i have never witness...pass the ball from one hand to another around his waist...then pass the ball to another hand through his leg....within seconds he shot!!!...... The ball spin rapidly in the air...everyone was like opening their mouth. the ball hit on the left side then the right side of the ring then hit the sqaure board...and it is a....!!!!

Damn he missed! but he still remain calm steady and as cool as ever. With his sharp eyes, he noticed the ball had go to which direction...with his fast reaction he grab the ball , with his agile hands he shot the ball and the ball spin rapidly....everyone was like opening their mouth. the ball hit on the right side then the left side of the ring then hit the square board...2 spin around the ring.

Score!!! Dammit he score! Many ppl will like trying to show off * omg i score! *( what jun an always said)
But cleave had done a....wonderful shot..when i was just about to praise him. he just place his hand close to my mouth, stopping me from talking...Facing in another direction..he walked away and he said * it's a Tyco shot*...that was damn cool...!!!! Even though he deserve some praise..but he is very humble rejecting rare praises from me and walk cool-ing-ly...

Great day...i didn't know cleave was so Cool...everyday in class he is just smiling all day...but at BB court...he a changed man...coolest guy i every saw!!!..
正所谓“人不可貌相”吗！

Sad story

2008-06-29T01:36:00.000-07:00

todae i shall tell u sad story try nt to cry
Once there lived a cute boi boi ( yuck) name xDarkFlamexX ( tts mi )
he went to garcha and tio quite a number of scroll but none as gd as the person hu garchaed before him GraveFusion (aka Joel)
Darkflame went to sell his scroll can as a result became 10m richer (which is pathetic realli...he sold 20 over scrolls) anyway wif all tt money he decided to be a pure luck sin...
First (wif the 2 scrolls which he gained by garchaing but did nt sell away)..
he scrolled his bath robe still both of them were 70% srcolls, they were a success...now the bathrobe had 2 luck n 2 dex (which some ppl say is unbalance...which i think so too)
Den wif 10m he decided to buy a Maple Claw which costed 4m ( tio scam zz ppl buyin 2m nia)
leaving him wif 6m...then he decided to buy some o the gd scrolls from his buddy GraveFusion
he bought a 30% overall dex and miracle-ly it sucessed WAHAHAH
By now DarkFlame was veri happy wif his bathrobe..but wanted to further improve it..
so he bought 4 10% srcolls which costed him 1.3m
(here i where the bad part starts)
ALL FAIL ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
now the bathrobe has 3 slots 7dex n 2 luck
since all fail i decided to try his luck agin wif his gd friend GraveFusion
He decided to buy a 30% srcoll for luck overall...
after much persuadsion GraveFusion sold the scroll to DarkFlame for 900k (thx)
i was happy...
i clicked on the srcoll n when i released it on the bathrobe...
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it didn't juz fail..
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IT BOOMED (FK)
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so this is the tragic end of the Bathrobe...Dun cry...
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JA

Mdm Tan rox~

2008-06-29T01:08:00.000-07:00

Yo, i heard from Jia Yi that miss foo gave her class the keywords for the coursework but mdm tan did not =) So im just gonna kindly post this post to let u all noe the keywords.

1. multi-racial
2. culture
3. religions
4. languages
5. distinctive tastes and flavours
6. preferred ingredients
7. one-dish meal
8. convenience food and fresh food

Anyways, mdm tan SUX. miss foo 100x better den her _l_

posted by: wins

2008-06-28T23:35:00.000-07:00

take away wat i said on the last post........
but this blog is dieing down if u ask me as for the last two days no post liao
sad................................................................
the ppl hu tag now r only..............................
space,JA,kel,welfare(?),wins,JO:D???????
i oso nvr tag cos i tink it sux....................
n space jus kips getting lamer n lamer..
anyway if i tag this is wat u see

mascot:spamspam
spamspamspamsp
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mspamspamspam
spamspamspamsp
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anyway i dun hv much more to say n i do this to occupy
myself..............................................................................

mascot

28th june

2008-06-27T09:46:00.000-07:00

Yo, 45min ago was 27th. n "ytd" we had our boring yet interesting Culture Fiesta Night Aka Cfn.

A night with songs and dances, we had 3porks missing the fun.(jun an, yt and chairman) But even w/o them we still had entertainment from out phones and some performances that hardly caught our attention(?). From my opinion, i tot the fashio parade was the best part as we got to see creative and unrealistic costumes that almost amazed all of us. anyway, i find that space was kinda unlucky as he could not sit at the parade square with us as he had some CCA dutes(?).

Anyway, before that all pork except welfare and chairman went to jun an house to do some gacha-ing(for ppl hu dont noe wth is that, its someth to do with maple =)). Joel was kinda lucky as he got alot of good scrolls. But when it was Ja's turn, he received scrolls that are worthless.

It was a fun day for some of us n a dumb day for others.

posted by:wins

2008-06-26T05:57:00.000-07:00

yay long time nvr post liao............................
i wanted to let this blog jus die....................................
but ja say it makes no diff.........................................
so i do tis to kj him nia....................................
omfg my laptop batt goin down.................................
bb mascot..........................................................

zzz

2008-06-26T03:56:00.000-07:00

YOOOOO...long time no post here posting coze long time no post (LOL)
n waiting for maple to patch zzz 2nd july coming sia must lvl 50 by then
nvm 2 more lvl nia nt scared WAHAHAHA then cry BANDANA dun cry u noobs
ANYWAYYYYYYYY...
todae...wait arh i think first...
erm...
suan le onli can remember home econ
coze i first in it lah WAHHAA
thx to JH...dunno y though...
but since he say he did something might as well thank him...
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Den the HE teacher change no more Ms foo (or watever her name is)
got 1 mdm Tan WAHAHAHA
hu is, according to 1 of the porks , like mdm LIN OMFG?
so HE was fun (?)
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den after school play bb lor as usual
tio team wif kel again ( zzz hu ask my 2 pointer so gd haizzz jk...)
lose like siao zzz my fault PS KELLLLLLLL...
so playplayplay lor...Yj n Joel nt there got some St John sht...
den team wig Yuan Tong playi half way...
OMFG THEY APPEARED WAHHAHA joel i love u
den reteam playplayplayplay...
den tired liao sit down
gif court to some green ridge-ians hu according to Welfare was his friends...
den GO HOME
walk home half way saw my father car WAHAHA gg
den he fetch mi home lor...omfg nvr tio meh hahaha
DONE..
n bout the bb scores? i didn't bother to count cause we playin for fun rite count of WAT...
classic excuse of a lose loser like mi ^^
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bb maple patch liao white scroll no more glicth
JA

Basketball...again

2008-06-25T03:25:00.000-07:00

Today after school, the porks + allen and cleave went to the nearby basketball court beside the school. Everything is ok until yong jie got the captain position and he chooses me first as his team member. The other captain is YT and he chooses Kelvin first. Normally, people will choose the pro then...then the rookie in BB de. Yong jie chooses me...YT then choose jia sheng. Kelvin, Yuan tong and Jia sheng, 3 of them are in the same team...lol. our team include Yong jie, jun an, joel, allen and me Vs the 3 kings plus cleave and winston. My team knows who will win but they continue to play for fun, everything was fine...until cleave guard me. He is very talented in this area...Guard me then make way for other ppl to chiong and do layup. But...he do not know how to control his strength, when i run away to the right to avoid cleave, he just swing his right hand towards the direction where i am running... then GG...tio knock by cleave. Pain! Then...when i finally find a chance to do layup, yt accidentally trip me...and i fell. Jia sheng also fell while doing layup, he chiong and when he is about to shoot, jun an jumped and dono what happened..they both fell...LOL. Everyone play well today...

2nd day of sch of semester.

2008-06-24T07:31:00.000-07:00

Today, great things happened. =)

Firstly, lets gratz mascot, space and john for standing infront of the parade square for the first time.
Secondly, lets gratz ziquan for taking the role of the PW rep
Thirdly, lets gratz Glenn Tan for joining our PW group. I hope miracles will happen.
Fourthly, lets gratz jun an for improving in his basketball skills. advice: do layup in slow motion first =)
Fifthly, lets gratz me and allen for getting a pea-sized sweet from our english tuition teacher for getting a B4 for our eng
Sixthly, lets gratz almost the whole level for having a new and interesting subject called PW.
Seventhly, lets gratz cleave for also improving in his basketball skills. (not same categoy as jun an =)
Eigthly, i wish to wish jing en n sei wei n a belated happybday(if they even visit this blog) sincerely from all porks =)
Ninethly(?), i wish to wish zq a happybday in advance.
Tenthly, i wish to wish some guys born from july a happybday in advance.
Eleventhly, i wish to wish jia sheng a belated good luck for the match he was playing this afternoon.
LASTLY, I HOPE EVERYONE LIKES PW AS ITS GONNA GET ALOT MORE INTERESTING.

posted by: wins

2008-06-23T03:00:00.000-07:00

Hi, long time no post liao considering the amount of days it became dead. Today is the first day os school for the whole country, nothing special. Probably most porks have not finished their homework including our guai kia welfare.
New subjects hav been dragged in and old ones thrown out, nothing special just wanted to mention it so that i can relate to the geography lesson.
Miss Koh, our NEW geography teacher has 67hamsters. Don't really know whats the big deal for her to blurt it out coz 67hamsters is really very little o,o.

I shall stop now due to the time and some other reason that none of you should noe =)

posted by: wins

Failure..

2008-06-18T06:38:00.000-07:00

Today, for the first time, ALL porks gathered all jun an's house to do our chemistry project. when i came, i was the last one as it was convenient for me to get to his house as i live near him. when i came, i saw thrilling and fantastic game graphics almost everywhere. No one was really actually doing the project. But from the help from the welfare some resumed with doing the project while some continued to play/slack. During the project, someone called our welfare 2 / 3 times to ask him about the movie which we porks are going to see later. During the few last moments at jun an's house, our group needed someone to rephrase the information we got. But that someone refused and suggested other stuff, so, we had to continue with out project this friday with all games BANNED.

After that, we headed out to woodlands to eat our lunch and buy our tickets for the movie - the incredible hulk. lunch had nothing significant only that it was the first time we saw someone put gel n style his hair(not from pork). he was very handsome in some ways and had amazed us with his "manliness". we headed for the theatre after that guy came.

the movie was fine. hulk fighting with another hulk.(no big deal?) anyways, we predicted that the next hulk movie will be named, iron hulk, hulk man, hulk vs iron man which weren't really veri realistic. we went to bukit gombak's basketball court after that to ply bb.

nothing interesting in bb. if hav other ppl will post bah?

posted by: wins

Basketball at a far far place...

2008-06-16T06:21:00.000-07:00

Ok..Err today Yt call me ask if i got any dates today...then i say dun then ask me if i want to BB..of course i reject as...i need pay him some drinks if i play with him today. Then he said fine and go call winz...to persuade me. As today i busy with something...so i dun really wanna attend the Bb session. Kel, yt and winz play under winz house...play till raining...from 3-410? Then i finished off my busy things and agreed to meet them at McDonald...Ok..im late and Yt and kel alittle angry...( Always...keep finding trouble for me..jk) So we talked bout alot of things in Mc donald like BB...Food and.......Chio bu!!! Behind Yt was a bunch of students from unity sec...so i told yt that behind got chio bu say *hi* to me..( of course fake lar...but 1 day will become true de)
Then yt told me look 70 degree to my left...Ok there was a girl quite chio...then while me and yt was looking at her...she turned her head and look at us..Wah damn pai seh sia...!!!

Then lost interest in that chio bu...so we start to decide what to do next, yt insist taht we play BB but still raining..sian lar. Suddenly yong jie 灵机一动! say go elsewhere play...and we decide to to go Bukit Batok...Ok...there got ppl playing and Winz, the pro raider( specialist in raiding ppl bb court) suddenly decide not to raid. As im the one who suggest to play in Bukit Batok, seeing that we come here wasted..some ppl sure not happy le..so i lied and said that there was better court maybe bout 1km further( even though i not sure have or not) and by walking further we can train our leg muscle..of course...they agreed.

Ok reach there and we play BB then i decide to challenge Kel in shooting...i won once and he won once. Then kel dono y suddenly *Berserk* wanting to solo all of us...so its 1 Vs 4. Ok...the 4 of us got yt, winz yong jie and me...and we won. Then feeling sian bout the easy victory, yt suggest to play 2 Vs 3..so YT and kel one team then me, yong jie and winz another team. my team got 3 ppl mah so i tot we sure win de lar...so starting me and my team member slack..let them score first lar. i guess we slack too much... the score is 6-0..then our team member begin to play real. Winz score once thru jump shot while i do layup. Haizz yong jie...he man of the match lar...i was doing some back passing( somehow went wrong) the ball was going in yong jie direction but not so accurate. Yong jie tot that i make a mistake then in the split second yong jie open his mouth and point at me. But in that split second the ball pass thru yong jie at a reachable length...and this beautiful pass is ruined by him..Dono y yong jie is not performing as well as last time..he seem to alway day- dreaming...Well i think he maybe thinking of Her. Final score...11: 2...ok lar both yt and kel got teamwork and skills..so we lost..As im a pure sore loser...i not happy about losing..but still admit that our team sucks...Cheers go to Yt and kel doing a splendid job...

After that went dinner...then accompany Yj go comic connection buy some yugioh then walk home with winz...a simple but fun day...Worried for joel..he keep turning down pork gathering..sian...feel empty without him around...T.T

E world Rox~

2008-06-15T03:53:00.000-07:00

Yo ppl, long time no post liao. As u can see from the top of this dumb post a ss of me n jun an hl-ing our lvls in the new E-world. The new world isnt any fun as not all of us play tt world n some even quitted -.-".

(off subject)

I LOST MY HANDPHONE HAHAHAHA. it wasnt worth much anyway. got a new one which our welfare craves for.

The band concert has its pros n cons. it was fun to see those retards running n screaming at the same time, but from the back of the concert hall, we were slacking all the way~

We plan to go on a movie dis week(porks oni =)) most likely will be hulk as the other choices, narnia n indiana jones are for gheys.

this blog gonna dead sooner all later. lets juz continue posting while it lasts xD

posted by: Wins

YO

2008-06-12T23:33:00.000-07:00

sry have nt posted in a long time...was in hell...
either literally or metaphorically its up to youto decided...
well hell was certainly an interesting place...
i saw 3 head ghost in the hell's basketball court...
despite all odd..i took a photo of them...its on the rite..>>

ok done wif the lame post...OMG todae going band concert sia...

THIS IS NOT A POST !!!

2008-06-10T08:16:00.000-07:00

Just trying to keep this blog alive...............Just using this chance to ask what movie pork want to watch...........I would except the result for this event to fail cos this holiday dont know why...Just very busy la.......If want any , tag can liao and include the movie you want.[only porks!!!]

zzzz

2008-06-08T01:32:00.000-07:00

Posting since its been a long time since i posted n i want to keep this blog alive...

Ok.......so i bought a new basketball WAHAHAHAHA gg....

Then i juz finsh my DAM bloody thick book (?) [ Golden Compass Trilogy]

zzzz dam gayt so ****ing sad at the ending...the lovers had to go their seperated ways *sobs*

If i were JH ... my eye will alrdy be DAM dry zzz seriousy dam sad....den the dumb story oso nt complete WTF...Now must wat for [ The Book Of Dust ]

But seriously gd book....can laugh can cry can peep in yr pants can scream...(nt tt i did any of those dumb stuff)

ZZZZZ so sad...end liao now read wat shit................

Nvm can reread Harry Potter....or Eragon...or Archie WAHAHAHA

Archie best LOLOLOL...

Dumb post by

Today Rox !!

2008-06-06T05:28:00.000-07:00

Alot of things happend today ^.^

Firstly,(sadly)we had our real chem project at jun an's house today but it ended up oni me, welfare n yt showed up.(kel - camp, the rest - i do not want to blurt it out)welfare borrowed some atom books but ended useless for us as jun an had some information that almost covers all the questions. How many particles are there in a calcium atom is the most challenging question we faced. we just copied the whole chunk into the powerpoint n considered it done for that very day.

After that, i suggested we go play basketball, even though someone rejected the offer, he still went instead. when we got to the court, it was packed with noobs evrywhere. So, we had to share. Soon, Those NOOBS suggested a 5 v 5 match(zi quan came to play bb). we agreed. I rembered that 1 of them is a sec 1 from our sch, n though they were just an easy opponent. But, after a thrilling match(though some of us did not use "bankai"(full mode?) we lost badly by 3points(8:11). we went to buy some drinks after that.

Thirdly, after drinking some crap. Those sec1s who were over-confident about their 1st victory requested a re-match with us. As porks had good sportmanship we did not reject n started another match with them. we started to bankai n finally, we won!! the looks on the sec1s faces were so fcuking retarded that i actually wanted to fcuk them O.O. But after we finish the match that we won, Yt heard that our group could not shoot any far ballS and were refering to us as noobs hu could oni do layups n jump shots. we were pissed off by them but we kept quiet.

Lastly, it was already 7++ in the night n we started to pack up n go home. But when welfare stood up, he realised that he had lost his wallet containing his "8k per mth" kind of pocket money, his ez-link AND his mother's NRIC card. he was so anxious. he glanced through his bag but to no avail. he phoned zi quan n jun an but had the same end result. Luckily, yt searched welfare's bag thorougly and FOUND his wallet. we went back home after that. =)

Btw, a pic of 3ppl from pork clan playing the new world Eridanus. hope this encourages more porks to play the new world =) (undead is jun an, healer is kel and xbow is me ^^)

(omg, my longest post ever.)

posted by: wins

some stupid questionzzz

2008-06-06T01:19:00.000-07:00

1.how much do u eat per day......
three meals normally......breakfast,lunch,dinner

2.how much do porks eat per day.......
normally 5 meals.....breakfast,lunch,teatime,dinner,supper.....

3.wat do u think of zi quan......
wastes $$on calling ppl n tell them to look at moon in morning...

4.if u gave zi quan ur phone,wat happens.......
'zi quan' would appear on ur phone screen at least x3 a day

5.wat do u do in free time......
comp,sleep,books,iPOD,bb

6.wat do porks do in free time
eat,sleep,bath in mud,fly around n oink around the whole day

7.wat wld u do without comp for no reason(let u choose bah...)
a)read book
b)TV
c)bed
d)cry like u showering

8.wil porks gather after 'O'levels??
hu cares about porks standing around in public smoking rite??

9.do porks shower??
duh...........in mud

10.is there likely to be anymore porks......??
stop dreaming

11.wat does YT mean??(let u coose again)
a)yuan tong
b)yew tee
c)old china money(dun belif check yahoo images)

12.do porks rape each other??
diao no clothes how rape??

13.wat happens if a pork is beaten by gangster??(let u choose yet again)
a)pang seh
b)go n beat him up
c)look for stjohn??

14.if gangster is muslim leh??
advantage lah duh...

15.if is butcher leh???
call plice for illegal slaugthering can??

16.is this the longest post??
no bah i think i seen longer 1

17.wat do u do when a bunch of porks attack u?????(must noe for protection)
become muslim lor

18.hu posted this????(wan to noe rite)(choose oly 1)(choose...)
a)mascot
b)airpork
c)joel
d)super pork
e)cb
f)the f**king person lor

posted by:
told u to choose liao

What happened yesterday.

2008-06-04T23:06:00.000-07:00

For today, i shall post what happened yesterday. All the porks except jia sheng went to do our chem project together at jun an's house yesterday. As jia sheng did not know where jun an's house was, he did not come(FREE RIDER)(jk). But, when i came to his house, i was greeted with the loud musics coming out of the laptop of his. when evryone assembled we started to research on what is atoms. but after searching for about 5min. we started playing games again. ater abt 30min(?) the owner took over the computer n started playing grandchase. yt n kel became veri bored n went to play thier basketball. after another 30min(?) we all also felt sian n we went to basketball. at the basketball court, kel n yt were playing with 2 other girls(which are not very chio =x). because raining we go bak house slack,den go home. ended up nver do any chem stuff (too long liao so cut short)
posted by: wins

Dumb quiz

2008-06-03T17:23:00.000-07:00

The answers i have given may or may NOT refer to the pork. I am just stating my own opinion regardless of wether if its true. Those people who find it dumb/retarded/lame or any other negatives comments pls refrain from reading or tagging negative stuffs on the tagboard.

A) People who have been tagged muz write their ans on their blogs and replace any qns tt they dislike with a new qns formulated by themselves.
B) Tag 8 ppl to do this quiz and those who are tagged cannot refuse. These ppl muz state whom they were tagged by and cannot tag the person whom they whom they were tagged by. Cont. this game by sendin it to other ppl.

___________________________________________________________________

1. Wat do u tink an ideal fren shld be lyk?
Friends that help each other in times of need n not pangseh them.

2. If u hav a dream to cum true, wat wld it be?
porks will be known throughout the world ?

3.Whose butt wld u lyk to kick?
I'd reli like the kick yacdZ's butt. stressing the the Z. (for those people hu dont know what is yacdZ, i means you xian, allen, cleave, darius and *** ***.)

4. Wat wld u do with a billion dollars?
Buy some stuff? stationaries for welfare, prepaids for jun an, cards for yong jie-space, food for joel-mascot, barbie dolls for jia sheng-chairman, laptop for me, new basketball for kel and "chio bu" s for yt. (if this offended you im sorry.)

5. Wat's ur ideal lover lyk?
not as retarded as *** ***can liao.

6. Which is more blessed, lovin sumone or bein loved by sumone?
being loved by someone bah? no1 love u veri lonely. =(

7. Hw long do u intend to wait for sumone you really luv? dono ?
dumb question.

8. Is there anythin tt has made you extremely happy?
when *** ***'s butt tio whacked/kicked/poked/pinched/punch/annialiate(donno hw spell).

9. Define the term "frens".
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/friends

10. if the person you secretly lyk is already attached, wat would you do?
start emo-ing for the rest of the day and thinking hu to like next. x.x

11. Hw wld u see urself in 10 yrs tym?
porks will have a dam big building.

12. Who is currently the most important ppl to u?
both bah?

13. Wat kind of person do u tink the person who tagged u is?
that guy is dumb,anyhw scold ppl de N veri rich. o,o

14. Wld u rather b single and rich or married bt poor?
married bt poor =) <<< = true love ?

15. Wat's the first thing you do wen you wake up?
look at clock bah?

16. Wld you giv all in a realationship?
dumb question.

17. If you fall in love with 2 ppl at the same tym, who wld you pick?
i wont fall in love with 2ppl at the same time =)

18. Wat type of ppl do you hate?
currently *** *** n ** ***. (up to you to guess hu) - the spaces does not mean real spaces.

Tagged by: Lim Jun An.
The 8 lucky taggers - Nil~

Even though its kind of sucky, appreciate it. i took 15-30 of my life doing this dumb ting.

posted by: wins

WAHAHAHAH 50th post ^^

2008-06-03T00:45:00.000-07:00

WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH so fast 50th post liao...n i have the privillage to post it TYYYYYY...

So todae when for the Lit workshop bout Macbecth (?)...ps dun know how spell...

DAM nice...the story-telling part tt is........

Almost cry...so touching...*sobs*...ohh...no touching part??...den must be the boredem.......the 'amazing race '...(dun know y they call it tt...no runing lor.....) SUCK....keep gettin 5 point nt fun ZZZ ( of course u know im jk...)

Oh ya...porks didn't come to my house coze of 3 reasons...as follows

1)Joel didn't cum (haha) he got fever *sobs* ahhhh my poor little Joel

2)Some idiotz call Yong Jie had tt dumb maths...for those below 55 (?) de...HAHAHA hao lian de jie guo...but apparently Vanitha (dunno how spell) didn't come...or yj couldn't find her...either way...yj didn't go...so i guess nt counted as a reason...but since i write so long liao..juz put it here lah dun want delete...

3)n of course Kelvin got NPCC camp...so cannot lor obvious...

So i told jh 2moro come but being as a welfare...he thought tt he should be the 1 hu makes all the desicions n hence opposed my opnion...

He said Thurday n Friday better...

But Thrusday Jia Sheng got basketball training n being the Guai Kia *cough* tt he was...he didn't want to pon...so cannot lor...

Den Friday Kel got another NPCC camp so again cannnot...

So after 5 mins of tryin to find any other day den Wed...jh finally gathered enuff courage n decided to face the embrassment..

SOOOOOOOOOOOOo WEDNESDAY IT ISSSSSS

oh n joel...i love you so get well so...the porks nid a mascot...

2008-06-02T07:18:00.000-07:00

^^^wtf me fever gone on for 2 days
^^^liao le
^^^n i still trying to prf tt
^^^panadol works on fevers
^^^n not to go to the docs
^^^feel sleepy le liao
^^^bb
^^^hot head mascot

zzz

2008-06-01T20:27:00.001-07:00

.....................nothing interesting happened expect i got 100 for the quiz............

WHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......(i set de ^^)

ZZZZ my ah ma come stay at my house WTF.....zzzzzzzzzzzz nvm 1 week nia nt scared...

this realli would be ok expect tt....ALL THE PORKS (except kel....he go camp) coming to y house tomoro do the chem shit ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ WTF MANNNNNNNNN

nvm die nia...nt scared.......

Sick...

2008-05-31T23:25:00.000-07:00

I have this strange kind of sickness...actually not consider sick...is like my whole face damn hot but my temperature was only 36.3 degrees only...this is damn toturing. And i went to the doctor yesterday and he gave me somne antibiotics, some fever thing and medicine for running nose. But none of the medicine works... i still have the heat in my face...then i tolerate till this morning. Today, i activate *berserk*, my face damn hot..then im like quickly skip and do all sorts of exercise to make me sweat but cannot leh...nv even perspire. when i dun wan sweat...i 汗流浃背。Now i wan sweat...nothing come out... Then i quickly eat medicine. There is this medicine Call * FEDAC TABLET* for running nose today first time eating this, the purpose of this medicine is to prevent user from having running nose and its side effect is cause drowsiness in some people. Then i having fever but cannot sleep then i see the side effect of *fedac tablet*...then i eat it hoping i can sleep. then i went to my comp watch some drama. bout 10mins later wah...suddenly damn alert, i realised taht i have no strength in my arms and leg, i am like floating sia making me feel high and sleepy then i went to sleep. Sleep for bout 1.5hrs i wake up...yeah no more fever. Well pork i think next time i cant play BB with u all in the afternoon le...my mother kept nagging and say that BB was the cause of this...i also think is becuz of BB make me sick...Well ending this
Welfare

...

2008-05-31T00:26:00.000-07:00

ZZZ blog dying liao...but it WON'T die...nt on my watch WAHAHAHAHAH

anyway...juz came back on a camp wif my family...

seriously didn't sleep well.....the f***ing tent so dam f***ing hot ZZZZZZZZZZ

zzz i dun complain le....................................

YAY blog dead =.=

.......JA

Bored.

2008-05-29T02:19:00.000-07:00

Today, nothing significant happened. Just posting to keep this thing alive. For those who bother to know, 4days of the holiday have passed. Nothting to post liao, i shall let the other dumb guys post for today if any stuff happened to them.
posted by: wins..

zzz

2008-05-29T02:16:00.000-07:00

Todae dam sian...no school so nvr go out...

whole day at home com-ing...zzzz

play a few games for a few hours den sian liao...

den todae so no 1 post...blog becoming dead liao...

msn i tok to ppl they dun reply mi...rite jh?? T.T

sometimes its better to go to school where u can hang out wif friends...

stress on the SOMETIMES...........

zzzz dam sian lah FK................

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WHAHAHA

2008-05-28T02:15:00.000-07:00

TODAE I SHALL POST MUHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
todae a lot of thing post ^^..............
FIRST was chinese oral...(nothing interesting happened...)
actually have lah...i FAIL....nothing surprising realli...
n Zhng was late n teacher ban him from oral OMG....
dunno wat happened next...for more info ask him....
So after oral....got 3 hr be4 the chinese workshop start...actually dun want go de but
Welfare insisted tt we be guai so...must go lor.........
3hr....
we wondered wat to do...
SOOOOOOOOOOOO we went to Limbang to eat breakfast...........
After eating....went to dunno where...(i think somewhere in the middle of HDBs)[im sry...tt realli did'nt help coze ...well...Singapore is flooded wif HDBs...]anyway back to the story...
went to some playground far far away...(not tt far) to play....................
..........

TONG DIIIIIIIIIIIII
.......
(Moses came too)
..
......
So we played until the sunset...THE END....ooorhh so touching T.T
.......
NAH...
soon it started to rain...
den we wanted to go back school to seek shelter...
..................
n Yuan Tong wasn't realli keen on going to the Chinese workshop so....
he n moses went home.........
....
Since we had 2hrs left n it was raining...
we did'nt wan to go back to school...(im sry if this contridicts)
We decided to play BLOCK CATCHING...(for idiotz hu dun understand...it means runing around a block)
it was fun n we enjoyed it................
UNTIL JH tio meh...BY A RESIDENT....
den we dun play le being the guai kais tt we were...
when to nearby basketball court n saw THE SMARTS playin bb wif small kids...
im going this short or we will all die of old age be4 we finish this post...
we go...
kel n js join them...
Jh,Winz,Yj,Joel,Me...
found a ball n played ourself...
i n winz lost miserably...
Zq n yoong kang(?) came...
joined us
i,winz n joel lost...
...
By then it was time n we went back to the AVA room for the workshop...
A LOTTTTTTTTTTT of ppl pon lor.................
2e i think onli got 6..
2c got 1...yoong kang...
2a ALL PON (united sia)
2f guai-est...all boy go except for YY,KL n John...(allen n cleave got band)
but all gal pon except for Sally n Si ying...(cannot accept much from gals anyway...no offence)
so got 6 teacher(?) in-charge of so little ppl T.T
the workshop overall ok lah..i learnt a lot *cough*
den tell us chinese hw lah...refresh our memories...
got the article reflection thing...
n compo
BAND 5 NO NID DO HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BAND 5 PURE OWNAGE WAHAHAHA
..
anyway after the workshop we wanted to go home...kel ,js n joel go john house there play soccer..
jh go limbang eat first...den i think he lose some bet coze the next thing i knew we were on our way to john's house...
wif the help of You Xian we reached without an incident...
saw them playin (them as in SMARTS) soccer...
funny match...
half way luff till sian liao took a ball n play by ourself again (me, jh , winz ,joel)
mi n jh......joel n winz...
WE WONNNNNNNNNNNN....
after play for 1.5hr(?)decided to go home...
go went to after MRT wif joel , yj ,kel ,jh n winz....(kel n yj take LRT...LOSERS...jkjk)
so go home lor..
...
WOW longest post ever...
well go play gc le bb
JA

2008-05-27T06:13:00.000-07:00

ah suckers
a lot of ppl
showed me
a loot of
lame things
today
something lyk
jun an's
tic tac toe
at youtube
"the maze"
"the red dot"
"the barbie ghost"
at hotmail
"photo hun"
or watever other thing
bb
cb cum airpork cum mascot

Basketball-ing

2008-05-27T00:21:00.000-07:00

Today after hearing the news of no oral...we went to McDonald...and eat eat eat...while McDonald-ing joel mix mix mix the fries with all kind of possible things into it and add in ice lemon tea? a yellow colour drink. then we gave YT to eat, of course he don wan cuz it very very disgusting most of us seriously going to vomit...then me and donno who volunteer to fork out money for Any1 who is daring enough to eat. at first i offered $2 yt of course decline...then i rise to $5 but no brave souls appeared...Then we went to play BB under winz house, match was ok then nth go on. When im almost want to leave, A uncle came it was the same uncle we met during the previous match weeks ago. he wanted to play match with us. Uncle, YT, winz and me 1 team while the other team include jia sheng, kelvin, joel, yong jie and jun an. Together we play match and my team lost 18:21...sian dao. Well alot of porks played very well such as jia sheng, kelvin and yt and somehow winz. If ppl noticed...when the team include me the team sure lose...lol like yesterday my team lost badly...4get bout it. Today a very very sad day for me the 18 goals...none of it was contributed by me...wth sian lah. i actually have 3 shooting chance...starting of the match i lay up-ing and i omg miss the ball( spin too much)...then second chance is 2 pointer-ing i miss hoping uncle can get it but kelvin super jump get it. then the last chance is a 100% sure in lay up de( typical person) yet i miss the ball again...lol...Jia sheng and uncle played the best in this match, jia sheng do some lay up and 3 pointer...in until siao. then uncle assist then keep on score. Yt and kelvin play very well too..yt some jump shot and kelvin some air reverse? Winz...done a not bad job...score 1 goal. while the other in the oppenent team act as a decoy to trick ppl, the decoy-ers are jun an, yong jie and joel. The worst thing that can ever happen is taht i sprained my back again...third time. Before the match actually it hurt a bit but i still ignore it...所谓“小心驶得万年船” something like taht... it means that err if u act carefully nothing will go wrong...something like taht.所谓“ 留得青山在，不怕没柴烧” for those who not happy with their performance...
Welfare here...

Basketball...

2008-05-26T02:34:00.000-07:00

Today after the maths lesson, the porks decided to go play BB at the yew tee CC. on the way to the CC, we phoned yt and ask him why he did not attend the maths lesson. There are 2 reason on why he did not came:
1.“昨晚玩的太疯了！”he never say who he spent the night with.
2. " 我忘了有maths lesson!"
Nothing special happened at the BB, juz playing matches today. bout 1 pm kang long , jing en and yi le came and participate in the matches with kelvin , jia sheng and joel. When they came, a Boy activate berserk! And begin to shoot accurately...Splendid shots done by the BOY! Today a personally bad day for me. Lost every matches...first match is winz , yong jie and me VS kelvin jun an and joel! well credits go to kel for such accurate shots , joel not bad shots and jun an somehow can say tyco shots...they won us... i was sad of course and i think is becuz of bad luck bah. then second match , winz , yong jie and me again VS YT, joel and jun an. WTF we lost again, this match i play quite hard, as YT kept blocking me. This time i know why we kept on losing. U see who is in my team? Winz and Yong jie. And whats their likings? Is something they both like.
So they might not be happy with the arrangement and did not do as well. Can see Winz *sian-ness*
and yong jie * sad-ness* so GG for my team. Partly my fault miss so many shots.
Welfare here end-ing

dumb day.

2008-05-24T18:39:00.001-07:00

this morning, i was invited to play with jh and someone called yoong kang to play basketball. at first, i was surprised as "omg, yoong kang can play bb?". after eating my breakfast, i rushed down my house without brushing my teeth o.o. to my astonishment, i saw yoong kang bro, yoong le, if im not rong playing with them 2. they requestedf a match with me n jh and of coz, its obvious hu won. yoong kang n his bro had alot of teamwork, but in my opinion, yoong kang does not give his bro a lot of chances to shot.(his bro has more talent.) no more write le, pretty long also.
posted by: wins

weird thing

2008-05-24T06:32:00.000-07:00

Due to the comment of ja n wins ,I should post
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Today after st john training,went eating with joel then decided to play bb
Call kel then we go play bb la[3 of us]
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Rain halfway [spoil everything] -quite big la so seek shelther under HDB flat de basement.
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suddenly , two women went towards us and we were like WOW !!!
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Tell us about christian thingy and also the future.....
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kel hear liao , think she crazy so not listening.Only I listenng to her [i know is lame (not the talk)] cos interested ma about the future thingy.
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Then ,.............
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Dont want continue liao cos quite long, so end now.....

BY:yj winterise*

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2008-05-23T23:31:00.000-07:00

ok since no 1 posting i shall be posting...
YJ U SUCK....everytime ask u post u say got ppl post liao n those hu post second time r extra...
den todae no 1 post u dun want post...
suan le dun those bout LOSERS
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Anyway...todae nothing much happenend...
except asiasoft server was down...can could nt play any asiasoft games...
tt includes audi , maple and GRANDCHASE zzzz
lucky got games such as gb n sp
oh ya MINICLIP too...
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n maplers...
yy is finding a private server for the maplers in class...
advantages of private server are as follows...
>100x EXPPPP
>100x DROP RATEEEEE
>friendly GMSSSS
>LAG FREEEEEEE
>100x MESO DROP RATEEEEEEE
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as u can see the advantages outweight the disadvantages by ALOT...
(if there r any disadvantages at all 0.o)
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SO i hope tt the maplers would change to the private server once yy has found a
suitable 1 ( this is nt easy as there are more then 500??)
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.......hu m i kidding...which idiot will change to private server after training their characters to such a high lvl...=.=''
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i know JOEL....lvl dam low...no money in acc...oo maybe he will transfer 0.o
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a veri tired poster...(is there such a word??)
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JA

holiday

2008-05-22T19:58:00.000-07:00

HOLIDAY LIAO GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
ok...stilll no 1 posting i shall...
yesterday was fun lah...all the dining shit...
but was alrdy posted by Winz n YJ so i shall nt watse my life posting bout tt again...
anyway juz so u know my laptop was confiscated...
But i found it HAHAHAHAHA so...im using it la...
(which idiot find a laptop won't use de)
ANYWAY...
todae no school except for those hu nid go the parent-teacher shit...
Which is Kel,Joel and Js (i think?)
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No school lor...
Holiday cum liao.....
dumb post......
dunno wat write liao.........
zzz
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OKKKKKKKKK i dun waste space n time liao so bb
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Strawberry milk

2008-05-22T02:40:00.000-07:00

I shall continue on wad yj wrote. Ya ya, holidays are here, i hope everyone is going to hav fun and don forget to study! anyway, 2day's dining ting was great. Especially when we went for our recess/"lunch". when the porks had drank finished their coffee/tea, we started to play with the creamer. we poured them into our cups and started to add some ingredients such as pepper, salt, chilli and tomato sauce. Then, if im not rong, somebody( i don't reli noe hu) wanted someone to drink "it" and yt volunteered, some of ur started to bet. it ended up tt yt earned $2 if im not rong and kel too also wanted to try the taste of ur newly created strawgberry milk. but someone added Xtra chilli/tomato sauce tt kel drank till he wanted to vomit O.O".
posted by: wins

holidays !!!

2008-05-22T01:23:00.000-07:00

Term 2 so fast end liao.....Quite sad lo.Forget about all the sad things,talk about the event today about the grooming thingy.At first,it was very interesting and when change the teacher from male to female de,everyone starts to do their own things...(that is what i observe)The whole thing was crappy.....Waste thing only lo.To end this,happy holiday !!!(I know is lame but just ignored this) but only for the top 20 in our class as there will be meet-the-parent session tomorrow...

yj-winterise here............

short post

2008-05-21T03:41:00.000-07:00

OK todae short post coze i think i gtg soon...
In school...nothing happened...juz kiked kel's balls out of self-denfence...
After school...juz when all the porks could come to my house n do the ***king history which we have been tryin to do for a VERI long time...KL CAMEEEEEE...
At first we thought he juz wanted to join us in basketball( wat was i thinking) but den he said tt lcl wanted to see all the band 2 ppl
So went to learning center...
LCL wanted to test our oral...
n all band 2 ppl should know how long she takes...
after all the porks were done...it was 3.30?....(wtf)
our plans were all GONE...
So decided to play bb instead...
Since started late...
ended late lah common sense (sry if u dun have)
den go home late ( DUHHHH)
reach home 6.30...
Father come back ask mi where i go...tell him...he angry...
cane mi O.0 nvm nt pain de...
and i arrive to this part of my life...
typing a dumb post for a dumb blog...
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k DONE...
n btw kel...if u want to type more things in yr post...try pressing EDIT...instead of posting another time as it wastes time n space ^^
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JA

2008-05-20T07:45:00.000-07:00

Oh Yar....... Btw, my friend is not ''Ah Milk''....... He is called Amir...... Btw, while in private, u can call him ''pure as milk'' or ''Ah Milk"...... Make sure u pronounce it properly in front of him....... If not, he tink u teasing him..... Thx, Welfare....

Posted By: KeL

2008-05-20T07:34:00.000-07:00

Wow.... Tdy was a "learning trip for us"..... personally, i tink tat it was just a slacking day for us..... sianzz... don noe y tdy yt suddenly go home.... Does he wan to eat mac while others wan upstairs de? ZzZ.... maybe he got sth in his mind? Nvm.... i am not goin further thn this...

Thursday, thr will be the social ettique thingy.... one more slacking day for us..... i am goin to eat the meal as we planned tdy during eating at the upstairs hawker center.......

But.....FRIDAY..... The FATEFUL DAY....... I am goin to leave this world of paradise to a hell of nagging and scoldings....... [MAYBE CANING IS INCLUDED.....] zZz..... Y does the fcking form says tat we must go wif our parents...... zZz..... the teachers obviously wan us to die....... Sianzz..... Lets enjoy while i still have the ability to do so.....

Posted By: KeL

The Attempt -.-

2008-05-20T05:43:00.000-07:00

It was a FuNNy and FuN day for the porkers as many events had happened in the museum regarding our welfare. Firstly we were greeted by the pornographic statue which porkers gave different ghey critics on ..( mainly the muscles and *the u noe where*)
Next, we went to the exhibition halls around the museum with 'CDZ' following behind us irritatingly.Our dear welfare decided to friggin pang seh them by going in and out of halls around the museum which attempt failed miserably cos the halls they switched to were like
hall1<---->hall2 so its like ..zzzz

PRIOR to the post by JA about JH pang seh-ing someone ..WELL just for the info that ITS ME!
I was on the third floor looking downwards at pork clan going down the elevator to the 1st floor..-.-(I was lost).. Next i gave chase ObviOusly..
However when i rushed down the 2nd floor..i couldnt saw them at the 1st floor..
(*flabbergasted* u guys who went know how freaking long is the elevator and adding dat i was realli ***king rushing downwards)
I went down the 1st floor anyway and saw the porkers already gathered at the lift -.-'' (*PANGSEH*they were running all the bloody while 2..)..However Jh's attempt failed because of his hideous and s3xy look which made the guys who were slowly* coming out of the lift ask what he was doing +___+''.. I ran after them and entered the lift b4 JH the ASS could close the lift ..
DAY ENDS WITHOUT bball ^___^-sad
-YT

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2008-05-20T03:28:00.001-07:00

YO so todae we when to museum...watse life de...in the wat museum gallery shit...our welfare tried to pang say dunno hu lah...and obviously he failed miserably...NOOB

So after the museum shit we wanted to play bb...(6 of us...Kel,YJ,Winz,Jh,Joel and ME...js went to training n Yuan Tong needed to go home)...

But since the sun was blazing n some idiot was complaining...we decided against tt idea...

den they come my house...Actually come here do the pork's history de but...

We play game lah...

rape jh...WA he DAM ****ing sexy...

play gb...(all noob de)

play audi (all noob de)

play maple (actually onli joel play...the rest of us play DMMMMM...n jh sucked at it as winz had said in his post...)

play GC( wa i so pro...im hling...supposed to clap)

raped jh again...

THEN some bloody kel go break my ***ing table

lean on it until the srew come out zzzz

now must use chair n 2 dictionary support...ZZZZ see the pic...

ok so i wasted live...gtg le

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JA

2008-05-20T02:57:00.000-07:00

Today, we had out history muesuem trip. Although it was kinda sucky n not very interesting, i was kinda fun as we had our usual roar of laughters. Anyway, some of us porks went to jun an house after our trip and had some fun. From what happened earlier today, i can see that our welfare, is a NOOB at Dm(duel masters).
posted by- Wins (i got home 1st)

Basketball...

2008-05-19T04:57:00.000-07:00

Today its the pork outing...however its not perfect as jun an was not with us..We went to the HDB area juz opposite the school and play. jia sheng was the one who brought out this idea but he came late as he got some sudden appointment from other basketball members and he decided to play with them first then play with us. i was very angry when i received this news...but donno y see his happy go lucky face...forget bout it. During the BB, kel mention to us a rare BB talent called * Ah Milk * who live in the same area as him. i could not believe kel description of how pro is he thus we decided to go and witness it except jia sheng who was injured thus never go with us. When we reached there...kel mention how handsome he is all those thing...i do not believe in the beginning but when he came...*wah quite shuai*. we play match and he is really a good player. Its very obvious to see that he was not serious in his match however even he is not serious, he scored the most. Donno why when he came...i suddenly have the urge of winning....then do all those crap stuns but sadly did not score...partly becuz of some1 who kept blocking me in the match...making me seem extra.
Everyone in the pork played well especially Winz and Joel. No matter how joel shoot...its always score. Winz is responsible for like catching rebounds and jump shoot in- splendid shots done by both of them. Other pork play well too...but winz and joel shines the most. i Hope next time all the pork will come and play with * Ah Milk * again.
Welfare.

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2008-05-18T23:32:00.000-07:00

Wif the arrival of Yuan Tong's

post...all the porkers have posted except Kel and Js...

O.o i think i haven invite Js as author yet...ps

now lazy add...

n Kel...well we all know his choing maple...

JY...

Todae Porks all go play bb when i was at the temple *sobs*

(or i think all of them went...)

still nid write wat arh...

Oh ya tomoro go museum...

n Winz...

i think i have to do something together wif JE n Sally

LOL

JYYYYYYYYYYYYY

YO its ME(ps being a little lame here...ok nt a little...a lot)