Tuesday, July 1, 2008
ok since every1 likes my storytelling...i shall tell u another story this time bou the porks^^
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Once...there a cute little black pig named Joel...
nw joel was a sort of normal pig...eating in the fields
(thoguh once in a while he would feast on his favourite food...a lump of sht...he didn't eat it often cause he thoguht it made him fat....ANYWAY back to the story)
slp in a cave...
bathe in the mud till he stank like a big fat pig...hey wait he is 1...
even thoguh this life was simple
he enjoyed it...(he enjoyed the simplicity...he thought he could'nt handle anything more exciting)
to sum it all up...
he was a happy pig...nr once did he complain bout his carefree n joyous life
to him...tt was HEAVEN..
but some1 up there (nt Cleave...even though his tall n everything..)
decided tt it was time for a change in little Joel's life...
ONE fateful day Joel was taking a drink in the place where he thoguht had the cleanest water in the world ..the DRAIN...
but some idiotic scienctist managed to get there b4 him and dumped his radioactive watse inside the drain..
Joel didn't know and so he drank the water wif greed...
Joel realised tt the water was nicer den usual wif a tinge of sourness other den the usual sht, urine n rotten taste tt he was used to...but he didn't care...
this would have been alrite except for the fact tt Joel decided to slp under a tree tt nite and hence was struck by lighting...somehow ( sciencstist are still puzzled by this) the bolt of lighting interacted wif the radioactive chemicals currently in Joel bloodstream...causing him to undergo a special n new (nt to mention weird) kind of metamopharsis (ps dunno how spell)
Miracly...this all happened without Joel waking up ( omg?)
the next morning Joel felt tt his tail was nt there anymore...and 5yrs later
he realised he was a HUMAN
so...he decided to rename himself as he felt tt ' JOEL ' was nt a human's name...
his new name is Joel Wong (OMG NICE NAME)
Joel Wong decided to do wat most humans do and so decided to fk some1 starting wif S (JKJKJK)
No...Joel Wog didn't do tt...he wat a rightous human and so decided to make some friends...
all together he made 6 friends...
Kelvin...Yuan Tong...Yong Jie...Jun An...Jian Huei...n Winston...
and together they became a formidable force now known as...
and a few yrs later Jia Sheng joined..
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Well n tts my version of how pork clan came into exisitents(ps dunno how spell)
its up to u if u believe it or nt...
hoped u enjoy the story ^^...
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JA
