Saturday, April 9, 2011
Hi guys. A good 4 half years have already passed. Now all of us are like in different jcs and polys. but we will still be in contact yeah? time really flies and it flew extremely fast.
just to keep this blog alive since joel posted something this year k.
PORK CLAN.!
-winz
Monday, March 28, 2011
HAPPY DEEPAVALI :D (dk how spell)
MERRY CHRISTMAS :)
HAPPY NEW YEAR :O
HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR (:
ALL BELATED :D
this blog is .. dead? like the rest of the blogs
i have access to :/
hmmmmm, hey Pmembers, let's have an outing
again soon okay? :)
hmmmm, let's see what we can do..
pool again?
bowl? (never before ._.)
movie? (standard)
BBall? (i'm getting noober at this)
erm, rape jian huei?
idk what else? have lunch and dinner together?
haha, ok thats all :)
-JO-L
Saturday, May 29, 2010
Yo bitches, it's kel here :D i wanna wish all the best to all porks and their friends :) Jiayous for your chinese O'levels~ I realised that all porks have this in them. We fall and we will stand back on your feet once again till we conquered all the challenges and still remain standing :)Let's all do our best for this O'levels just with one shot. A1 all the way! :D
Kelvin~
Thursday, December 31, 2009
HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL!
ITS A BRAND NEW YEAR, FORGET THE PAST AND STAY IN THE PRESENT AND AWAIT FOR THE FUTURE~
HAPPY 2010!
Thursday, December 24, 2009
HELLO LOSERS OF THE WORLD.
WE're back! HaHaHaHa.
Have you been wondering where "WE" went?
----*WE* means pork clan YOU DUMB SHIT---
If you don't know, I shall tell you now.
JiaSheng(our sucky EX-chairman) - This dumb guy was assigned to take care of a Zoo which had Llamas, cows and pigs. He plays with them basketball and thus, continued to neglect this place as he always did.
Joel(the MASCOT - SHIT) - This loser here apparently was found addicted to audition. But luckily he still bothered to post on this blog. My 'sources' told me that this guy had five things to do everyday. EAT, SLEEP, PLAY AUDI, GO OUT WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND and EAT.
JianHuei (THE WORST WELFARE IN THE WORLD) - This GayShit was spotted in Beijing101 doing hairtreatment. When reporters asked him why he had hairloss he replied, "I'm having strees over the subject history I have taken as I think I cannot cope with it. Also, my sister is primary one next year and boy, she is 'maturing". He hardly plays basketball now because he thinks he is too pro for the game.
JunAn (The PUSSY of China) - Alot of things have happened to this son of a bitch. His laptop spoilt while he watched Indian porn and went to fix it. But his charger spoilt right after his laptop came back because it was corrupted with porn too. Since laptop-less now, he now frequently uses his mom's, dad's and sis's comp to continue watching porn and play games that are for adults.
KElvin (The Horny Pussy-Chan) _ This horny-to-the-max guy here has formed a basketball team called the "Scary Dicks". It comprises of only 5people whose names are not to be disclosed. His new nickname is called "Pussy" and we were told to call him "Pussy_Sama" or "Pussy-Chan" which makes us look very stupid. He went to Taiwan recently and had a lot of "Fun" there.
YongJie (SPACE) - This retard here has joined the COCBSC also known as 'Creating Of Cool Basketball Stunts Club". This club encourages people to create new stunts in the game of basketball. This guy here, created the HitBallOnBoard-Spin-Shoot technique. But unfortunately, he hit his head on the first try. He is also playing a game called runescape and have become a member which he paid $13104141515 for it.
Winston (THE PRO) - This Cool guy here has started playing the game, maplestory, again. According to my sources, this cool guy has been slacking for the whole holiday and is now TRYING to do his homework. But anyway, this guy is so cool that even if he does not do his homework, the teachers will still forgive him for his coolness.
YuanTong (the KohPussy?) - This Dumb guy here has been laying quiet for these few centuries. So I do not know much about what he did for these few centuries. All I know is that he watches porn in the day, and goes geylang in the night. He'd probably had 13103 breakups with girls by now.
SO THIS IS WHY WE HAVE NOT BEEN ACTIVE FOR SO LONG.
I WOULD LIKE TO THANK ME,MYSELF AND I FOR POSTING A PROPER POST AT LAST AFTER 1YEAR. AND I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO THANK ME, MYSELF AND I FOR COMPILING UP ALL THE INFORMATION. I ALSO WANT TO THANK EVERYONE FROM PORKCLAN FOR A WONDERFUL 3YEARS TOGETHER.
Since, it "O' levels are coming, i doubt anyone would post such a cool post anymore.
Good Luck to All for the upcoming year and i hope it will be a fun and fruitful one.
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
WOOT 125 post n i shall be the 1 to post..beat u to it LOSERS..
Anyway im using a netbook so there will be many typos seeing as the damn keys are so
dem small..Only you wont be able to see them cause i would have backspaced when
ever make a mistake and retype the word like Most people do..so yea..
The only reason im posting is to prevent this blog from dying which is actually Dumb..
This blog is alr DEAD. But Enough of Unhappy events...SCHOOL'S REOPEN Damn..tts an unhappy event too. Nvm Enjoy chirstmas or watever school holidays there are left..
Cause when school starts the world ends. As what kel had mention in the previous post..
4 years really seem to juz FLY pass. YEsterday we were in sec 1.. with Mdm lin ( no mockery intended ) and tomoro...'o' lvls.. DAMN. Anyway Good luck every1 love u all *MUACKS*
~
Ja~
Monday, December 21, 2009
Haha, hi everyone! kelvin here. just came back from taiwan. maybe i will post all the pics and my stories in taiwan on my blog tomorrow. Cya all probably next year when school reopens barhs~ jiayous for our O's. So fast 4 years le... jiayous eh (^-^)v ~ bye bye! :D
